No but seriously imagine it:
You’re seeing ben folds five on a reunion concert. Everyone is having a great time. Ben folds five seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Ben says. All of a sudden NTB come out and start singing “nicky nicky nine doors.” When Matt gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing…
“Well I thought about the army dad says “son you’re fucking high.”
Lights flash everywhere. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Matt and Jay kiss holding the gay flag.














