I'm pretty than you I'm hotter than you I'm just all around better than you .~
°○•~ pothos ~•○°
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°○•~5'4~•○°
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@th3pothos
I'm pretty than you I'm hotter than you I'm just all around better than you .~
°○•~ pothos ~•○°
°○•~he/they~•○°
°○•~5'4~•○°
°○•~
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And so it begins...
I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as ive got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
Going ninety it ain't scary
Cause I've got the Virgin Mary
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
Im in the back seat sinnin
Can I bite Sam's ass
Of course not ?!
It's almost my holiday humanish-pothos
“Ah really?! You know I was born in this month!”
Aw to bad
“What how?”
That you were born at all
“I’m sorry you’re so ugly.”
At least I don't look like you
“At least I can hold down a man.”
I can also do that...
“Yeah? Where is he? And you can say Sam cause I got him too.”
....... Jax?
“A long bit of silence after that hon. Ironic how you have the month of love but nobody loves you.”
At least mine don't have to pretend to love me I mean come on you think anyone could truly love .... that *gestures to him*
“Yes they do and they love my muscles.” *He flexes his arms showing off his muscle mass. He’d show off his ads if they were there and not his baby.*
*makes a face at him after stareing for a minute*
That's it your strong and blonde thats dumb
*rolls eyes*
“I’m nice and thoughtful. I take care of my partners hell you look like you need someone to care about you.”
Samuel cares about me and I care about me thats all that matters
“Sure.” *He rolls all of his eyes* “That’s way you are reaching out to me and Cain because you get enough care.”
Who the fuck is cain
“Kilroy look whatever all I’m saying is that you are clearly bored out of your mind and Sam never talks about you with anyone.”
Maybe he just doesn't talk about me to not make you dumb humans jealous
“I don’t get jealous. I don’t mind that he’s with a selfish prick like you.”
I'm not a prick or selfish... I can't eat seafood

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It's almost my holiday humanish-pothos
“Ah really?! You know I was born in this month!”
Aw to bad
“What how?”
That you were born at all
“I’m sorry you’re so ugly.”
At least I don't look like you
“At least I can hold down a man.”
I can also do that...
“Yeah? Where is he? And you can say Sam cause I got him too.”
....... Jax?
“A long bit of silence after that hon. Ironic how you have the month of love but nobody loves you.”
At least mine don't have to pretend to love me I mean come on you think anyone could truly love .... that *gestures to him*
“Yes they do and they love my muscles.” *He flexes his arms showing off his muscle mass. He’d show off his ads if they were there and not his baby.*
*makes a face at him after stareing for a minute*
That's it your strong and blonde thats dumb
*rolls eyes*
“I’m nice and thoughtful. I take care of my partners hell you look like you need someone to care about you.”
Samuel cares about me and I care about me thats all that matters
“Sure.” *He rolls all of his eyes* “That’s way you are reaching out to me and Cain because you get enough care.”
Who the fuck is cain
“Kilroy look whatever all I’m saying is that you are clearly bored out of your mind and Sam never talks about you with anyone.”
Maybe he just doesn't talk about me to not make you dumb humans jealous
It's almost my holiday mortal- pothos
(Also ooc cause my names valentine)
"Oh... Is that so? It may not be one of the bigger holidays, but I've always found it... divinely important. Like a gushing well of energy and spirits. I haven't got to speak to you much, I must admit. You're curious."
- The War Profiteer
OOC// Wow! That's such a cool name!
Oh it must have been someone else trying to steal sammy then,freak
*He blinked slowly, absorbing the words.*
"Uh... I mean... He likes to hang out... Sometimes we do things together. Especially now that he's all rejuvenated with his new vessel. Ah, you're one of those guys who doesn't like him doing human things and taking breaks."
No indont like him doing human stuff he's meant to be with me
"Oh. With... you? You two are partners? I-In work, I mean..."
Uh no im Greek hes Abrahamic
*Rolls his eyes*
We are a thing
"Oh... I... uh..."
*He blushed.*
"C-Coolio."
*He thought about the fact that Samuel had never really talked about Pothos to him... He wondered what that meant.*
Yeah well just leave him alone ...
*He grimaced.*
"O-Ok... I'll... uh... D-Do my b-b-best."
*He gave a meek salute, and stood at attention.*
Good
... isn't pothos blonde... and your brunette...
“…yeah I don’t think he can see colors? I don’t know.”
//no im just dumb was thinking about someone else
It's almost my holiday humanish-pothos
“Ah really?! You know I was born in this month!”
Aw to bad
“What how?”
That you were born at all
“I’m sorry you’re so ugly.”
At least I don't look like you
“At least I can hold down a man.”
I can also do that...
“Yeah? Where is he? And you can say Sam cause I got him too.”
....... Jax?
“A long bit of silence after that hon. Ironic how you have the month of love but nobody loves you.”
At least mine don't have to pretend to love me I mean come on you think anyone could truly love .... that *gestures to him*
“Yes they do and they love my muscles.” *He flexes his arms showing off his muscle mass. He’d show off his ads if they were there and not his baby.*
*makes a face at him after stareing for a minute*
That's it your strong and blonde thats dumb
*rolls eyes*
“I’m nice and thoughtful. I take care of my partners hell you look like you need someone to care about you.”
Samuel cares about me and I care about me thats all that matters
“Sure.” *He rolls all of his eyes* “That’s way you are reaching out to me and Cain because you get enough care.”
Who the fuck is cain
It's almost my holiday mortal- pothos
(Also ooc cause my names valentine)
"Oh... Is that so? It may not be one of the bigger holidays, but I've always found it... divinely important. Like a gushing well of energy and spirits. I haven't got to speak to you much, I must admit. You're curious."
- The War Profiteer
OOC// Wow! That's such a cool name!
Oh it must have been someone else trying to steal sammy then,freak
*He blinked slowly, absorbing the words.*
"Uh... I mean... He likes to hang out... Sometimes we do things together. Especially now that he's all rejuvenated with his new vessel. Ah, you're one of those guys who doesn't like him doing human things and taking breaks."
No indont like him doing human stuff he's meant to be with me
"Oh. With... you? You two are partners? I-In work, I mean..."
Uh no im Greek hes Abrahamic
*Rolls his eyes*
We are a thing
"Oh... I... uh..."
*He blushed.*
"C-Coolio."
*He thought about the fact that Samuel had never really talked about Pothos to him... He wondered what that meant.*
Yeah well just leave him alone ...

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It's almost my holiday humanish-pothos
“Ah really?! You know I was born in this month!”
Aw to bad
“What how?”
That you were born at all
“I’m sorry you’re so ugly.”
At least I don't look like you
“At least I can hold down a man.”
I can also do that...
“Yeah? Where is he? And you can say Sam cause I got him too.”
....... Jax?
“A long bit of silence after that hon. Ironic how you have the month of love but nobody loves you.”
At least mine don't have to pretend to love me I mean come on you think anyone could truly love .... that *gestures to him*
“Yes they do and they love my muscles.” *He flexes his arms showing off his muscle mass. He’d show off his ads if they were there and not his baby.*
*makes a face at him after stareing for a minute*
That's it your strong and blonde thats dumb
*rolls eyes*
“I’m nice and thoughtful. I take care of my partners hell you look like you need someone to care about you.”
Samuel cares about me and I care about me thats all that matters
It's almost my holiday mortal- pothos
(Also ooc cause my names valentine)
"Oh... Is that so? It may not be one of the bigger holidays, but I've always found it... divinely important. Like a gushing well of energy and spirits. I haven't got to speak to you much, I must admit. You're curious."
- The War Profiteer
OOC// Wow! That's such a cool name!
Oh it must have been someone else trying to steal sammy then,freak
*He blinked slowly, absorbing the words.*
"Uh... I mean... He likes to hang out... Sometimes we do things together. Especially now that he's all rejuvenated with his new vessel. Ah, you're one of those guys who doesn't like him doing human things and taking breaks."
No indont like him doing human stuff he's meant to be with me
"Oh. With... you? You two are partners? I-In work, I mean..."
Uh no im Greek hes Abrahamic
*Rolls his eyes*
We are a thing
It's almost my holiday mortal- pothos
(Also ooc cause my names valentine)
"Oh... Is that so? It may not be one of the bigger holidays, but I've always found it... divinely important. Like a gushing well of energy and spirits. I haven't got to speak to you much, I must admit. You're curious."
- The War Profiteer
OOC// Wow! That's such a cool name!
Oh it must have been someone else trying to steal sammy then,freak
*He blinked slowly, absorbing the words.*
"Uh... I mean... He likes to hang out... Sometimes we do things together. Especially now that he's all rejuvenated with his new vessel. Ah, you're one of those guys who doesn't like him doing human things and taking breaks."
No indont like him doing human stuff he's meant to be with me
It's almost my holiday humanish-pothos
“Ah really?! You know I was born in this month!”
Aw to bad
“What how?”
That you were born at all
“I’m sorry you’re so ugly.”
At least I don't look like you
“At least I can hold down a man.”
I can also do that...
“Yeah? Where is he? And you can say Sam cause I got him too.”
....... Jax?
“A long bit of silence after that hon. Ironic how you have the month of love but nobody loves you.”
At least mine don't have to pretend to love me I mean come on you think anyone could truly love .... that *gestures to him*
“Yes they do and they love my muscles.” *He flexes his arms showing off his muscle mass. He’d show off his ads if they were there and not his baby.*
*makes a face at him after stareing for a minute*
That's it your strong and blonde thats dumb
*rolls eyes*
It's almost my holiday humanish-pothos
“Ah really?! You know I was born in this month!”
Aw to bad
“What how?”
That you were born at all
“I’m sorry you’re so ugly.”
At least I don't look like you
“At least I can hold down a man.”
“Geddem.!”
What the fuck.... aw it's a cherub

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It's almost my holiday humanish-pothos
“Ah really?! You know I was born in this month!”
Aw to bad
“What how?”
That you were born at all
“I’m sorry you’re so ugly.”
At least I don't look like you
“At least I can hold down a man.”
I can also do that...
“Yeah? Where is he? And you can say Sam cause I got him too.”
....... Jax?
“A long bit of silence after that hon. Ironic how you have the month of love but nobody loves you.”
At least mine don't have to pretend to love me I mean come on you think anyone could truly love .... that *gestures to him*
It's almost my holiday humanish-pothos
“Ah really?! You know I was born in this month!”
Aw to bad
“What how?”
That you were born at all
“I’m sorry you’re so ugly.”
At least I don't look like you
“At least I can hold down a man.”
I can also do that...
“Yeah? Where is he? And you can say Sam cause I got him too.”
....... Jax?