My name is Misha! Though I'm mostly known by Bones, you can use whichever! You can also just call me Rat, I don't mind.
I'm Ukrainian. And I speak English, Ukrainian and Russian.
I'm Transmasc and my pronouns are 98% He/Him but also there is a small speck of It/Its in there which you can also use.
oh and I run 2 oc roleplay blogs set in the universe of Hazbin Hotel/Helluva boss. Kostya (th3-rat-creature) and Mykhailo Schurko (th3-rat-king) though Mykhailo is a bit of a wip, i will still respond on there
I'm autistic and tend to get very very anxious in social situations. So I may be awkward and kinda slow when interacting, sorry!
๐๐ผ๐ My interests and more info under the cut ๐๐ผ๐
Rats
Will Wood | Will Wood and The Tapeworms
Little Big Planet
The Midnight Walk
Arcane
Hollowknight
House MD
Red Dead Redemption
Nightmare Before Christmas
Halloween
Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss
My OCs ASK ME ABOUT THEM PLEASE-
Lackadaisy
FNAF
Undertale (specifically W.D Gaster)
MLP
Our Flag Means Death
Genshin Impact
Medieval and Victorian themes/history
And there are like 50 more but these are the basics for now :3
if any of those interests are something you wish to yap about, I'd be more than happy to! just be nice plz im not good at talking with people but i promise i dont hate you just anxious ;v;
You can find me everywhere with the same username, th3_rat_man
Some unique tags I will use on this blog will be relating to specific oc's of mine. Currently, I only have a tag for my current pride and joy, Mykhailo Schurko, who is my hazbin oc. The other tag i use here is vermin ship, which is the name i gave to my oc x canon ship involving Mykhailo and Zestial
Aaa- idk what else to put here- uuuhhh *Throws smoke bomb and skitters away*
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POV: Your name is James Evan Wilson. You are Jewish. Your initials are J.E.W. You're a doctor, specifically a cancer doctor. You are BIG into needy people. You meet this random ass man at a convention in Louisiana who you end up getting arrested with, and that's the start of your love story. You work at the same clinic in New Jersey. Everything is legal in New Jersey. Malpractice included??? For some reason??? You get a girlfriend who's basically him in young, blonde drag. NEWS FLASH BUDDY she dies. He tried saving her, risking his life, ending up comatose, and she dies. You end up divorcing for like a month or however long it was until you and the dean of fucking medicine drug this guy because that's THE only thing to get him to go to his own fathers funeral. You get put back in jail. You get engaged again. You move in with each other and long story fucking short you are IN LOVE and you have a SAD needy and depressed middle aged man across the hall and you do NOTHING ABOUT IT. EVER? NO KISS NO NOTHING. But it's chill because you too are in this episode so whatever.
I'm shocked that I haven't seen anyone point out that Vox can be forcibly silenced against his will and get fully muted, completely losing his voice.
(Ironic since his name means Voice lmfao)
BUT Alastor is unable to be silenced even when his mouth his foribly shut. He can still speak his mind and CANNOT be muted against his will. His voice literally cannot be silenced by others.
Not only is this yet another awesome foil between the two (which is the obvious)
But it also represents that radio is actually STILL most reliable long distance method of communication to this very day (in terms of its failure rate)
For instance, during extreme weather, weather radios are almost always the LAST thing that fails. Typically everything else will fail first. Cell towers can get knocked out easily, especially making phones useless. Power poles and powerlines easily can fail, and when the power goes out it renders most television and desktops useless, and you only have so much battery on your moblie devices.
BUT a weather radio will often STILL be working as normal even after all other methods of communication and warning have been lost. (Not always, but the failure rate during dire times is VERY low compared to literally everything else)
i love me some more parallels, and i love that Alastor just Can't Shut Up
for some reason this made me think of an apocalypce AU (humanization) where we see characters sepparated, alone or in small groups, and the only thing that gives them hope and helps them keep going is the same radio host, that keeps broadacting, even now.
And then cut to Alastor, complitely alone, without even knowing if his broadcast going to anyone at all, and if there's anyone alive, or he's literally the last living person on the planet.
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I don't love that every time a famous artist turns out to be a fucking disgusting piece of trash loser evil shitstain that everyone always scrambles to say WELL THEIR ART WAS ALWAYS MID AND BAD ANYWAY. like dude just reckon with the fact you can't judge someone's moral fiber based on the art they make or the clothes they wear or the way they speak or fucking anything anything at all
Mykhailo is alot more creature than he wants you to believe. It's all a facade cuz he can't bear to not be precived as elegant and refined, even in hell. So he will besically cripple himself for the performance.
More detailed yapping under the cut :>
His natural posture is quite 'weird rat beast' which is a punishment from hell, the reasons have multiple layers with 2 extra paragraphs of context each so I won't get into them rn- but the 2 easiest to explain are
1) His spine physically doesn't have enough support to hold itself straight since he has no organs in his midsection and barely any muscle there.
2) He used to be a king in life who hid behind a graceful facade which was engraved in his mind since childhood, while internally slowly going more and more crazy. So as a punishment hell gave him a beastly form which is far from the refined nature he so badly clung too.
And yet, he still found a way. Eventually. Once he had the resources he acquired a custom corset to support his back and forced it upright, and a pair of leg braces/kinda heels to force him to be digitigrade (walk on his toes) instead of the natural plantigrade posture of a rat (walking on the whole foot)
Now, as you can imagine forcing his body to contort in ways it wasn't designed to for extended periods of time (besically almost 24/7 except when asleep) is not great for it. His balance is completely thrown off, the reasons his tail was so inconveniently long was to balance his natural forward lean, however since he forces his posture to be straight his centre of gravity shifts so he has to focus on keeping his tail closer to the centre so he doesnt topple backward. Not to mention he can't really stand still or walk for long without eventually aching all over.
After decades and centuries of this self imposed torture its gotten bad enough where he literally can't stand up without the braces for longer than 10-15 minutes without being in excruciating pain. He became dependent on them in a literal way beyond just self image.
Technically, all of this damage is absolutely reversible. Since he is a sinner, he is immortal and his body can only be truly damaged by angelic weapons. His body will naturally regenerate into its original hellish form no matter the injury otherwise. So if he just stops wearing the braces for some time his body will heal itself. He won't have his perfect posture but he won't be in pain, but he could never actually do that. His pride and fear won't let him.
He is his own punishment.
As to why he has no organs in his midsection, that is related to his death. It's a disturbing one, medieval torture and such, so skip this next 1 paragraph if it could be something you don't wanna read about.
He died from execution via rat torture. Not to get into too much graphic details, but besically rats gnawed through his insides until he bled out. That's why he is partially hollow.
He does have a heart and a set of lungs, he isn't completely hollow, just his stomach-abdominal area. As to how he drinks and eats, besically he does have the start of a throat and esophagus, but it kinda just ends at some point and besically his body just absorbs whatever he swallows, idfk magic shit this is hell.
Because of this he actually can't throw up! Which is also a reference to just normal rats, cuz fun fact rats don't have the muscles needed to actually throw up. That's how rat poison works. He can definitely feel nausea, but he is completely incapable of actually throwing up anything
Alastor and his "everyone wants something from me" paranoia vs. Emily being legitimately good will be one of my favorite things if they include it in season three.
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