Address to a Haggis

Me: Okay, what should we make?

RYTHMIC PATTERNS 

Stress timed - languages usually with strong vowel reduction, lexical stress, complex syllable structure, a bigger ration of consonants in relation to vowels. The intervals between stressed syllables are about even.

Syllable timed - languages usually lacking vowel reduction, fixed stress or not, simpler syllable structure, more percentage of vowel time. The time between syllables is about the same. 

Mora timed - languages usually with long vowels and geminate consonants, simple syllable structure. The time between two moras (a sub-syllable constituent) is about the same. 

Mixed types - have mixed characteristics between two of the three types above. 

How about “I’m psychotic, but my telepathy helps a lot. If I think I’m hallucinating, my friends can let me see what they see and hear what they hear to keep me grounded in reality.”

Or you know, maybe someone whose mental illness and superpowers are unrelated. A speedster with depression who knows they /could/ clean their apartment in under four seconds, but would rather just watch Netflix and eat chocolate. A super strong hero who also has ocd and keeps rearranging their furniture, and sure it’s physically easy, but it’s still a pain.