Texts from Fury Road

Eh?

Thanks so much!

Many thanks!  Feel free to submit.

“If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.”

“I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.”

(617): Didn’t know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. “a little hungover” is no way to describe me right now.

(712): The police scanner is talking about you again…

(618): I tried to tell him I love him but it came out “We’re both fucked up and it works”

Many thanks to those that submitted Texts from Fury Road in my absence.  Now I’m back and ready to roll.  cortibah @watchingthedetective icarus-suraki @snyckling 

Thanks!  There’s not enough Fury Road humor out there.

Which one would you like to see as a Text from Fury Road?  Answer below!

“I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week.  Should be nice.”

“ALWAYS CAPS LOCK.  IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK?  NO.”

“You have no idea how pumped I am.  I literally plan on dying.  You’re in my will”

“Congratulations, you’ve begun to unfuck your life.”