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Project Hail Mary was alright I guess.

#ej needs a tag #jkjkjk I mean just look at the state of me #phm #project hail mary #live react #beautiful movie. I hope it’s success and praise drastically changes the state of movies and overall performaning art for the better

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mossgirl

#inspo #this is like a culmination of all my therapy sessions in one shitpost

chimerakisu

ik nobody's talking about these songs anymore but I've been thinkin about this ship ever since ERB came out so... I call this "Confessions of a Rotten Ego Renegade Boy" because it's dumb and it fits them

genuinely obsessed w this concept now might draw these gay sillies more

sometiktoksarevalid

archaeologistproblems

Extremely relatable content as an archaeologist.

rainie-is-seasonchange

Tokyo in full bloom.

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textingskeletons

At a group dinner with professor. The topic of social media comes up. Tell my professor tumblr would be a good place to post his photography. He says he already has a blog, he tells me and I pull it up on my phone. Follow him right in front of him.

Go back to room. Suddenly remember who I am and what I post on here. Didn’t tell prof. my blog name but he’d probably know who I was if he went through his followers accounts. Block my professor. Pray to god he didn’t see any of my blog before it’s too late.

textingskeletons

Kind of shitting myself I’m really praying he doesn’t bring up the topic of Tumblr or ask for my blog name either blog would not be appropriate for him to follow/see😭

textingskeletons

Professor is asking me my blog name. Told him my art blog and weirdly enough nothing is popping up.

#actually sweating tho oh fuck #I think he stopped looking for it lol #ej needs a tag

Seeing “The Birth of Venus” in person in about an hour

#ej needs a tag #blogging #text #art #art history #renaissance #Italian renaissance #uffizi gallery #galleria degli uffizi #sandro botticelli #the birth of venus

poppiesandpromises

I write about

Fists

Jaws

The white knuckled

Flag waving

The bricks in my pocket

This vortex

Screaming obsidian

Behind my ribs

Lives every word

I ever swallowed

Every dream that ever died

textingskeletons

At a group dinner with professor. The topic of social media comes up. Tell my professor tumblr would be a good place to post his photography. He says he already has a blog, he tells me and I pull it up on my phone. Follow him right in front of him.

Go back to room. Suddenly remember who I am and what I post on here. Didn’t tell prof. my blog name but he’d probably know who I was if he went through his followers accounts. Block my professor. Pray to god he didn’t see any of my blog before it’s too late.

textingskeletons

Kind of shitting myself I’m really praying he doesn’t bring up the topic of Tumblr or ask for my blog name either blog would not be appropriate for him to follow/see😭

#blog #blogging #ej needs a tag #text #text post

pityreblogs-blog

i once made a text post that got 33 notes maybe you should think before you talk to me that way

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At a group dinner with professor. The topic of social media comes up. Tell my professor tumblr would be a good place to post his photography. He says he already has a blog, he tells me and I pull it up on my phone. Follow him right in front of him.

Go back to room. Suddenly remember who I am and what I post on here. Didn’t tell prof. my blog name but he’d probably know who I was if he went through his followers accounts. Block my professor. Pray to god he didn’t see any of my blog before it’s too late.

#ej needs a tag #blogging #text #okay but real talk I am a fucking idiot I forgot what my presence online is entirely

goonsgospel

BY ONE VOTE!!!!

summerscaries

Whenever I (autistic) exhibit an autistic trait and it hurts someone’s feelings I never know if I should apologize. Bc on one hand I am sorry that I hurt their feelings, but on the other hand apologizing for my disability over and over is exhausting and makes me feel like I am a problem when I know it’s not my fault it’s just how I function.

dollopheadsandclotpoles

The problem with having the perfect pfp is that when I wanna change it to something I’m obsessed with right now I’m like… but I don’t wanna change the pfp….. she’s so perfect and beautiful…….

memeuplift

#Skans #Hans and Skipper #Could be either or talking lol

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radicalgalaxxy

God it’s so embarrassing that people are still actually religious. What do you MEAN?? You have faith in an invisible all-knowing mangod? Who hates certain groups of people for no reason? Who threatens his believers with eternal torture if they don’t believe in him enough? Like are you OKAY?? That’s so embarrassing for you 😭😭😭😭

#literally took the sentiment right out of my mind #like I have such a low tolerance for religious nonsense these days #like idc bring back pretentious atheism it was leagues better than #whatever the hell we got going on today

*Me once a year*

“Wow a lot of Star Wars content today…I don’t even watch the movies why am I following so many SW blo- oh okay it’s May the Fourth got it.”

#May the fourth #May the 4th #ej needs a tag #text #blogging #Star Wars

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