Drarry Texting

What is McDonald’s?

It’s a Muggle fast food chain.

Muggles eat farmers?!

Draco, no-

WHY WOULD YOU EAT OLD MCDONALD HE HAD A WONDERFUL FARM-

I’m back from the dead! Thank you all for your support, it means a lot! I’ve been having a few health issues lately, but they can all be fixed and I’m already doing so much better!

I’m trying out something new, so let me know if you like it. Draco’s friends are so over him and decide to set him up with Harry once and for all. If I could enter the Harry Potter universe for a day, that’s the first thing I’d do.

You were late! Do I mean that little to you?

It was two minutes, Draco! Stop being such a sourpuss.

What’s a sourpuss?

You don’t know? Next you’ll be telling me that you don’t know what updog is.

What’s updog?

Nothing much, and you?

...

[Laughs histerically and falls off his chair] Ow, fuck.

Serves you right. I am never speaking to you again.

[Laughs harder]

I hate you.

Part 1/?

I don’t actually know where I’m going with this but basically Harry & Draco were travelling on the train and when Draco got up to get off at his stop, he was so distracted by the very cute guy sitting across from him that he ended up tripping and falling over onto Harry (aka the cute stranger in case y’all didn’t get that) and embarrassed scuffling ensued, both quite flustered and then in their haste to separate they ended up swapping phones by accident. Draco was sniffy and rude bc he was embarrassed and “how dare this cute boy help me and be a nice guy I want him to treat me like shit”, so hence the “git” on Harry’s part.

What a git.

I can’t believe he told my ~mother~ to spank him.

He’s so cute.

Unlike Potter’s hair.

Draco, we’re married. Would you stop calling me “Potter”?

No. Never. It’s our thing.

And don’t act like you don’t love my hair.