Texting All Titans

Robin: Plan F. We follow Plan F, right now.

Beast Boy: *imitating Robin* You’re my team, and I love you. But you’re terrible, you’re all terrible.

Bumblebee: I just want to be included

Starfire: Does this make me the bad person?

Beast Boy: Pardon the intrusion.

*phone rings*

“Don’t underestimate us. Our team’s motto is ‘maybe we’ll get lucky this time’.”

Raven: I have no fears

“Yeah, Raven’s mad at me right now, but I have a few tricks up my sleeve. I don’t want to brag, but I have a lot of experience with women being mad at me.”

Starfire yelled at me today. It was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life.

Raven: What kind of tea is this?

Robin: Because you and I are alike, and there will come a time when you have a chance to show it... to do the right thing.

Terra: How did you find me?

“Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.”