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i respect your opinion. it’s worth a lot in my eyes, really. yeah, but what’s life without mess ? i’m one of the messiest people you’ll ever meet. i want to say we kind of ask for it being in the limelight, but at the same time we’re human too ! we deserve the respect of actually having the benefit of the doubt. or at least innocent until proven guilty. yeah, honestly she’s the best. hey, i’m also … how you say, “game”.

what can i say ? i’m a nice person. or at least, i’d like to think so. nah, you can keep the power. i don’t like being in charge of things. TOO much pressure. egos aren’t welcome in my home. oh no, that’s really not fun. if it helps, though – i don’t take kindly to blatant rumors. it’s like my momma used to say – there’s always 3 sides to every story. each person’s POV and then the truth. i don’t want to peer pressure into putting your health at risk BUT, i do have brownies. yeah, i guess NEVER is a big word. right, and not to mention, walkie-talkies are cool.

and that, my friend, is what we call reverse psychology. i mean, it would be if i MEANT for that to happen. but, truly, i rather go through it if it meant someone else didn’t have to. i’ll take your word for it – the cuteness thing, i mean. hey, there’s NOTHING wrong with being a little twisted. i don’t judge. yes, actually. he needed a couple of baths, but all-in-all he’s good company. well, if the walkie-talkie suggestion wasn’t just a joke, you’re welcome to come see him yourself. he’s a little boston terrier. that DOES help, actually. you can never trust a cute face. so … you were serious about the walkie-talkies ? because if so, i’m in. 

i think i may end up watching it tonight. i got enough opinions. what are you into? i might have a few suggestions i can give ya.

honestly ? as weird as it sounds, i’m glad it happened to me and not you too. i wouldn’t wish that on anyone. oh i’m fine. i’m a tough cookie, you know. don’t worry, i did everything i needed to. i’m NOT taking any chances with infection. hey, CUTENESS doesn’t solve everything … but yeah, it was incredibly cute. and the poor pup wouldn’t leave my side afterwards. so, i guess i have a new buddy. i hate being a sucker for a cute face. at least i won’t be alone during this epidemic. i would invite you over, but you’d have to sit on the opposite end of the couch. you know … social distancing and all that. 

          i left the house today for the first time in 2 weeks because i started to gain some cabin fever – and lordy do i wish i just toughed it out. so, here’s how MY day went. two minutes out in the fresh air and i trip over my own two feet, scraping my elbow in the process. then, as i laid there for a second to collect myself – a stray dog runs up, sniffs me, and proceeds to MARK his territory … or should i say, commandeer my left shoe. that’s it. i don’t think i need any more HINTS from the universe to just stay home. i hope you’re dealing with this absolute craziness better than i am. 

okay okay serious question…..is frozen ll any good? i’m sick and tired of the first one, but now that the second one is on disney plus, i’m wondering if it’s any good.

📲 facetime w/ lily!

“ I can’t believe it. . . 31! My mom and I were just on the phone and she was telling me that it seemed as though everything has just passed us by. Mom’s super reminiscent today, as am I. Gosh, I’ve got no clue on how I’ll be able to celebrate with all of the social distancing going on, y’know? Anyway, thank you for calling me, you’re super sweet. ”

ASHLEY: i just washed the same pot and pan for the sixteenth time this week

ASHLEY: feel like i'm stuck in an actual time loop

ASHLEY: pls talk to me before i die of boredom

GREGG: maybe to spice things up you can use other cookware

GREGG: but if not , that shows you're loyal at least

danielle: which weirdo are we talking about here ? i gotta make sure i'm on the same page while we continue this discussion. it'll be pretty awkward if i'm not.

danielle: well...i'm dealing with it begrudgingly. aw, come on! you're literally ruining all my fun and it's totally not cool, sukin. ugh, i'll just ask someone else who'll be more willing to share. i don't need you! :)

gregg: it's one that people have , hopefully , forgotten about and suppressed in their memory because i sure as hell have . but bella , she was the worst partner i've ever had now that i'm out of that relationship .

it’s all good, man. i didn’t get it at first when were thinkin’ about names and shit … five sauce has quickly turned into a ‘vibes only’ band. so we want the title to show that— obviously i’m kidding. it’s just a title that sounded nice. hey! bees knee’s isn’t terrible. i’m trying to bring the old slang back.

honestly , EACH to their own ! i respect you not being into parties now , i’m very much a party girl so i CAN’T relate ! but i’m sure i will eventually . thankfully some of my close friends are HAPPY to come with me . so crisis is a v e r t e d . so if you don’t party , what do you do for fun ? consider me curious , maybe i can try something new from learning from you ! 

danielle: honestly, yeah. time moved slower, things that aren't that big of a deal to us now were always really exciting back then and just...the innocence. the world was wide and we were happy, curious and carefree. those days were the best.

danielle: one, huh ? fine, i'll take it because it's better than nothing. i'm not saying i'm totally happy with it though. reinforcements in what form ? maybe i'll chance it depending on your answer :)

gregg: yeah , i miss it a lot . plus the mistakes i've made then didn't even seem that bad compared to the ones now . granted i dated an actual weirdo for a while but that's just trivial

everyones out here thinking CALM is the … lamest name on the planet. ok, just because you guys figured out that our names spelt that, like, four years ago … doesn’t mean that we did. and we think it’s cool! the bees knees in fact.