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ASHLEY: i just washed the same pot and pan for the sixteenth time this week

ASHLEY: feel like i'm stuck in an actual time loop

ash: had a good cry listening to your album last night! i know i already told you about the first time it made me cry but like damn, it just Hit Different

         i just landed in vegas and, what i say is gonna f r e a k some of you the fuck out, i’ve stayed in my massive bed, pizza in hand, and binged love island. i’ve not left my hotel room. what the fuck is happening ? is THIS what happens when you get into your twenties ? jesus. however, love island is so sick. and the australian version, not the weird american adaption. honestly, fights and fucking ? what more could you want ?

alexa: fuckin right ??? thinking a girl is gonna swoon over a sweaty middle aged builder probs with a serious back hair problem ?? like gET FUCKED

alexa: i told him to get fucked and shouted some choice shit at him, so he was very surprised and that just made my day . men thinking women can be treated like that is disgusting

ashley: das riGHT, fuck that guy, i'm so glad you shamed him like he deserved. i know sometimes it's hard when you're like, flustered and taken aback by the fuckshit they just let come out of their mouth but

@zayn: i order uber eats, knowing damn well every time that i’m gonna be disappointed. @zayn: the chips are cold, the wrap is soggy, my drink is spilled. @zayn: i just wanna live my recluse life in peace, not have soggy food.