Whatever I guess

#what the FUCK#this kind of response is the ENTIRE POINT of this question @techtonicactivity

The only possible explanation is that this guy isn’t interested in dating, but is just crowdsourcing the best possible solution to his recent snail-related curse. 

You squeeze by me on the train and all you hear is “ᵇᵒᶦⁿᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍThhhhdDdDdDdDdDd”

get that intellectual shit outta here this is DONALD AND DOG (2019)

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

bastard

he’s just a baby please

baby bastard more like

more bastardous than ever….

this is the only accurate one actually

#lmaoooekdbske

Why is this so funny??

I stopped sending paragraphs, stopped begging, I stopped telling people how to treat me, and started walking away, blocking, and distancing myself. Life may be lonely, but it’s becoming peaceful. Sometimes being alone in life is better than being surrounded by halfass people.

what the fucj

Man this was a fucking rollercoaster.