You never know when it's gonna hit

Wooooah. Who let you have that?

It’s not real, it’s a toy gun, see?

"Ah, it’s all pretty standard." Tesla said to the girl. Once they we’re to the car Tesla ducked into it, and fastened her seat belt.

"Tesla, or Tes... You can really call me anything, though. What about you?"

"Well, the only advice I can give is that, considering I have never really been in that situation and I can’t speak from personal experience… Ah, don’t worry about teling me things, I’ll probably forget most things people say to me."

"So you’re like the perfect confessional priest? Right on."

"But isn’t that nice, though?"

"I mean, I don’t really talk to people about my problems without knowing them.."

No, no. It can’t be!

"Nope! You’re fine. I’m Sampson- you can call me Samie. What’s yours?"

My name is Tesla, but you can really call me anything. It's a pleasure, Samie.

Ah, I hope he fixes everything up. That would be so awesome!

"Not lying. It’s true."

No, no. It can't be!

"I know I need to talk to him… and I don’ know what we are really, we never defined he relationship. If anything else it was a very open relationship. I don’t even know why I’m telling you all of this.”

"Well, the only advice I can give is that, considering I have never really been in that situation and I can't speak from personal experience... Ah, don't worry about teling me things, I'll probably forget most things people say to me."

"Thanks, but I don’t think I even know you.."

"But isn't that nice, though?"

"You cant help that. Don’t feel bad about it."

"Ah, but I can..." Tesla shrugged. "But, you know, no harm done... What's your name?"

New music? Of coarse.

"Tobias, I'm so sorry... I don't know how to help you, but if you ever need to talk, or to even just sit in silence... I'll be here."

"Wait, really? That's like a huge step up in the world."

"Oh, sounds like you got yourself in a sticky situation.  Well, you should talk to your friend... I mean, you guys are friends with benefits, not in an actual relationship, so you could just stop having sex? Like they must understand..."

"Just because I’m blind, doesn’t mean you can just come up and scare me like that."

Okay, for starters I didn't know you we're blind, sorry about that...