Not Terry

You either die a hero or live long enough to find out you're actually Reginald Filibus

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

I have been trying to get dan and phil to date on my tomodachi life (original) save but they just. Won't. Dan asked phil out but phil got scooped up by miku instead so i had to restart the game. Phil dated the devil for like three months and dan has dated macbeth, shiho hinomori and monika from ddlc. WHY WON'T THEY LOVE EACHOTHER.

also phil is current day phil and dan is emo just for reference

maybe this is where we've gone wrong actually. Maybe i should make modern day dan and emo phil also. I think this would solve my problem

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals