originally seized as a zooillogical specimen

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

hey. we're all remembering to center fat people's experiences in the fat liberation movement, right? we're not just using the work to feel better about ourselves, right? we're all listening to people in fat bodies and doing the- hey. hey c'mere, get back here.

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

ppl on tumblr talk about having headcanons for characters like it's activism

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?