Oldheads know

the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here

New tumblr feature idea: leaderboards.

dnis are pointless but also if I find out any of yous guys vape on public transit... 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺

Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.

the woke mob is after you? dude that's a new one. I've never heard of that. which version of mine craft are u playign

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

used to live in a college town that was huge on sports. 80% of small talk was sportsball and so i developed an Evil Habit: whenever the conversation inevitably turned to the upcoming Big Game i would act excited and then confused. I would earnestly insist they had the details wrong. "the game next Saturday? don't you mean the Thursday after? playing against the [predator species]? no we're playing against the [other predator species]." And so on. i would draw this argument out for as long as feasibly possible, until eventually someone would pull out their phone to prove to me my wrongness. At which point I would squint exaggeratedly at the screen, slap my forehead in an eureka moment, and exclaim "oh you meant the MEN'S team!!! are they doing a game? that's nice."

take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##