404 user not found

*he throws an email at the visitors face*

*it reads: ꁝꄲꅐ 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 ρҽσρʅҽ 𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 ꒦꒐꒯ꏂꄲ 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒 ƈɦǟʀǟƈȶɛʀֆ*

+ 0 damage

[ it's main eyestalk barely expressed let alone registered it's been hit with something till it twitched slightly ]

" What is a video game? "

[ it's pupil shrinks slightly readjusting it's gaze to the ground below ]

[ does it answer or... ]

" Mhm...."

*he throws an email at the visitors face*

*it reads: ꁝꄲꅐ 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 ρҽσρʅҽ 𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 ꒦꒐꒯ꏂꄲ 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒 ƈɦǟʀǟƈȶɛʀֆ*

+ 0 damage

[ it's main eyestalk barely expressed let alone registered it's been hit with something till it twitched slightly ]

" What is a video game? "

[ it's pupil shrinks slightly readjusting it's gaze to the ground below ]

[ does it answer or... ]

-(T) error 404

*The mug shatters*

BOOHOO FALSE ADVERTISING *boom*

The hell are you and how did you get in