Vantastic

an anon suggested a reader with a mind-reading quirk and honestly i got this idea within MINUTES and my horny ass couldn’t resist. oh god. im so thirsty some please send help oh my f-

tags/warnings for lots of dirty talk, cunnilingus, creampie, i dont even know man, this is just a mega horny fic that i wanted to be extra extra filthy. lots of big horny energy

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‘Boredom’ seemed to be putting it lightly. Anyone looking around the room could read the atmosphere of total disinterest on every face, in every voice. This was probably the most quiet things had been in months, and it was obvious that some were having trouble adjusting. Tonight was a night like so many others had been, members of the League, having nothing better to do, settling down for some drinks and polite conversation.

Well, mostly polite.

“I’m saying that meta-builds are stupid and over-rated!”

“They’re only stupid if you like to lose, scrub.”

“You’re stupid.”

“You’re stupid and a horrible player.”

Spinner and Shigaraki were having another one of their little NEET discussions that you couldn’t quite keep up with, some sort of debate about a game you’ve never played made by a company you’d never heard of. Both of them were pretty decently intoxicated and it was starting to bring out their pettier tendencies, which also meant you couldn’t really chat either one of them up to entertain yourself. Toga was currently stuffing her face since she wasn’t old enough to drink while a very drunk Twice rambled at her side, his erratic personalities clashing as they jumped from one topic to the other.

You’re just settled quietly into your own chair. The group’s Villain activities had slowed to a crawl recently in favor of laying low and avoiding attracting attention, so your schedule was fairly barren yourself. Shigaraki and Giran always made sure you got honest pay for helping them out, and over the last few months they had come to accept you as a comrade, even if you didn’t quite see yourself as a Villain. Regardless of ethics or semantics, the League appreciated your help. Your psychokinetic Quirk was a huge help to them, whether it was moving things with a single thought or reading someone’s mind for much needed intel. To be honest, it kind of felt like a second family.

A translation of the first chapter of Jujutsu Kaisen’s first light novel “Departing Summer and Returning Autumn” by Akutami Gege and Kitakuni Balad.

A Day Off of Loitering and Investigation

If we are talking about the few “definite things” in this modern day and age, there are only three at best.

That Mito Koumon[1] will win.

That Sazae-san[2] will air on Sunday.

And lastly, that Kugisaki Nobara’s shopping will drag on for a long time.

how it really is:

Among us with the trio 😌🤙

SFW artist making NSFW art. 

LIST OF PEOPLE WHO'VE KNOWN JOHNNY DEPP AND TOOK AN OPEN STAND FOR HIM OR SPOKE OF HOW GOOD AND GENTLE HE WAS

Vanessa Paradis

Lily-Rose Depp

Kate Moss

Winona Ryder

Paul Bettany

Alice Cooper

J.K.Rowling

Zoe Kravitz

Jude Law

Gwyneth Paltrow

Dakota Johnson

Tim Burton

Helena Bonham Carter

Judi Dench

Angelina Jolie

Michelle Pfeiffer

Gore Verbinski

Armie Hammer

Kate Winslet

Alison Sudol

Ezra Miller

Geoffrey Rush

Kaya Scodelario

Javier Bardem

Penelope Cruz

Anne Hathaway

Orlando Bloom

Kiera Knightley

Marilyn Manson

Patti Smith

Paul McCartney

Doug Stanhope

Alysson Paradis

Geoffrey Rush

Sacha Baron Cohen

Kevin Smith

Kevin McNally

Keith Richards (basically Jack Sparrow's dad)

Lori Anne Allison

Juliette Binoche (activist by the way)

Joe Rogan (radio interview)

Robert Downey Jr.

Victoria Mary Clarke

Shane Macgowan

Joe Perry/ Tommy Henriksen (his Hollywood Vampire friends)

Danny Huston, his co-star in The Professor, said when he met Johnny Depp he "fell in love instantly. There is a short film on the making of The Professor. All of the actors praised Johnny.

being a fan of Johnny Depp is one of the things I‘m most proud of about myself. I never, for once, doubt him. always stood by his side since the beginning of all this shit despite ppl sending me death threats. I will always be there for him. he IS innocent. The fact he’s still so strong and remains so sweet and gentle despite everything he’s been through. He is my hero.

Johnny lost in his court case against amber today despite the evidence that she was clearly the abuser.

PERIOD!

My heart goes out to Johnny Depp, as i have always loved his work and his amazing energy he gives. I hope he has a fast recovery and for the media to actually give a damn about this man and give him the care he needs.