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FUCK YOU FREDBEAR’S FAMILY DINER! IF YOU’RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A PIZZA AT FREDBEAR’S THIS WEEKEND, YOU’RE A DUMB ENOUGH SHMUTZ TO FREDDY’S! DEAD CHILDREN,RE-HEATED SHITTY PIZZA THAT TASTES LIKE CARDBOARD,GIANT SCUTTLERS! IF YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO GET A CHEAP PIZZA, YOU CAN KISS MY ORANGE ASS! IT’S YOUR BELIEF THAT YOU’RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU’LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT GUARANTEED! IF YOU FIND A BETTER RESTAURANT, YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! BRING YOUR KIDS, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE’LL FUCK HER! THAT’S RIGHT, WE’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE! BECAUSE AT FREDDY’S, YOU’RE FUCKED SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY! TAKE A HIKE TO FREDDY’S! HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING, THAT’S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING. HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT. DON’T WAIT, DON’T DELAY, DON’T FUCK WITH US OR WE’LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF! ONLY FREDDY FAZBENDER’S, THE ONLY RESTAURANT THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF. HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU WRITE US A CHECK AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER. GO TO HELL. FREDDY FAZBENDER’S, WORLD’S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE STATE OF [REDACTED], GUARANTEED!!

I’m sorry your experience was less than satisfactory. That here at Fredbear and co, we insure children and adults alike are well taken care of. We clean and bleach our premises bi-weekly to avoid spread of illness and bacteria (instead of sweeping toddler’s dismembered limbs under the carpet), our animatronic characters are original designs and family friendly (unlike the supposed stipper fox you enjoy), and although yes our food is frozen; our attractions (games, ball pits, animatronics) provide much entertainment for our vistors, and that children don’t disappear into our ballpit. We apologize that being the original makes you, our “competitors”, a sitting target to future lawsuits. If you may have any suggestions to improving our service and/or quality, please do consider that before making any more hasty decisions - your opinion is controversial and that a capital punishment has been legally filed.

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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

This is really beautiful!!!

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Your fourth most recent emoji predicts if you’ll make it to Heaven

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