hazardousfixations ; ☣▲

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking 

Fuck me as hard as my anxiety does

I have always been weird. Still getting weirder.

IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND

SHEEPNADO

when your group cohesion is set higher than your flee response distance.

Moshpit

This is actually called a sheep cyclone and it happens because sheep don’t have a hierarchy. In most herds, whichever animal is the leader will sense danger and take off running. The rest of the herd takes it’s cues from the leader and follows. Sheep, on the other hand, don’t have a leader. If the flock runs, they run, and they follow whatever fluffy tail happens to be in front of them. Usually, this works out fine for the sheep. Occasionally, however, the sheep in the front starts following the fluffy tail of the sheep in the back so the whole flock ends up running in circles, going nowhere fast.

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny