sedentary hedonism

i’m reading an article on fungus written by a literal doctor and they made me cackle

They struggle cause they don’t wanna pay minimum wage, cause Mexican workers are literally paid $4 an hour

out of this world trolling lmao

You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.’

Rain on the pond.

Location: Unknown

is anyone there? are all of my followers porn blogs now?

almost everyone i follow is inactive

Amy Schumer tries to “prank” Kanye West by diving in front of him and pretending to pass out, Kanye reacts by walking away

Henry Selick initially considered doing the whole film in stop-motion, but decided on a blend with live-action to cut down on costs. This took 12 years to reach the screen. Roald Dahl himself was convinced that the property would never make a viable film. (x)