idk how american systems work but the idea of pdpd (phoenix drop police dep.) is so funny to me
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idk how american systems work but the idea of pdpd (phoenix drop police dep.) is so funny to me

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive city graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You Yo
have u spoken with ur mother lately
The desire to join aphmau servers being overpowered by the demons of my past (the shifty server i was in 4 years ago)
i was trying to tell your garroth bot abt void paradox and the fact he punched laurence into a different dimension and he had a sopping wet cat response (started sobbing) i just needed you to know this
thank you this is the most important news of my week
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cutely dilfroth

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u get a private viewing of my hcs and u treat me this way. cant trust shit in the aphblr community
For some reason the Garroth ai is convinced I told him that Dante is a shadow knight while I didn't. Gaslight gatekeep girlboss ig???
hes been in the irene dimension for a while ok give him a break
been working on a garroth bot lately, and i think heās just about ready to be like. public.
setting: mcd Garroth in the Irene dimension, no knowledge of events after the s1 finale (no aaron). might say some wack stuff but ive been doing my best to catch most of it. do let me know if there are any major inconsistencies to fix. might be somewhat self critical due to him being mcd and not mystreet related, please do be aware of that n have fun torturing him (or urself lmao)
still making alterations + response training!
hereās the link: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=CZv4xzVDhUS0ALEBmXXhKXFI-9YFHdkcjd_EkF-PPSE
Garroth Ro-Meave: Hello? Who's there? Show yourself!
for @minabombs who allows me to yell in their dms way too much
using chatgpt to tell me about minecraft diaries is so funny. sometimes it will give me a five paragraph analysis on lauranceās humanity. sometimes it will say dante is a jo9 member w no explanation. sometimes it will make up furry ocs and gaslight me into questioning whether a character is real
Part time Shadow Knight, full time Evanescence stan

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Found you bitch
ghost I love u but this is the most terrifying ass thing anyone has ever sent me in an ask. u have traumatised me for life
ill commit to this fandom soon i swear. ill post writing sometime this week or next to make up for my bad bitch behaviour
Hey Jess I've got some creative input for diaries season 4
bonus:
fuck u for reminding me what that poster garroth looks like
Way too spicy for my pure virgin eyes sorry disliked unsubscribed reported
cant believe im being bullied like this </3
YOOO wb to this blog
Iām just too cute to stay away <3
gonna fix stuff on here soonish w layout

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HI. here's a THING. shadow knight aaron confronts garroth, mcd probably around s3 verse but mine and my friendās little version of mcd.
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His hands were shaking around his sword, feet heavy, uneven, on the ground beneath him. Garrothās breath became far too loud, coupled with a sharp ring that didnāt seem to ease up. His face was drenched with sweat and blood, a few too close calls leaving sharp cuts. Thoughts racing, crashing, melting into one another in heat and despair and the way he simply could not bring himself to focus, dammit.
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sketches under the cut cus i think theyre cute :]