as though we were separate things

isn’t there a goddess out here willing to turn me into medusa so men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences

Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists. Be your own Medusa

“If you don’t have any goddess-bestowed cement powers, store bought is fine”

Invite them in

theyre vampires

Despite All My Chub I Am Still Just A Rat In A Tub

Despite All My Wrath I Am Still Just A Rat In A Bath

unrestrained summer fun

@tumblintuck

Of all the communities for one of my posts to circulate in, the chronic pain community was not expected but honestly that’s even funnier than this as an elder scrolls shitpost

@imgoingtofighttheocean

Desire paths are just the best human invention because cities will spend millions on sidewalks and yet. Our little foraging brains will think ‘too far cut thru grass for food’ and others will be like ‘other human have good idea. I follow’ until there’s a beaten path when there’s perfectly acceptable sidewalks to either side

I love that ".horse" is a website extension. I think about it constantly.

And, like, nobody wants to use .horse so pretty much everything is available under it.

squatting rarely works with these new TLDs like no one would want to buy vagina.engineering or penis.computer from you for hundreds of bucks :(

When you need to use royalty free music but can’t find any you like so you make your own but then you remember you don’t know how to compose music but you spent all this time making it and you’re not turning back now

i was getting ready for bed and this gave me a heart attack holy shit

which Ocarina of Time boss is this

I identify as a man but the sheer audacity of the third option’s energy is making me question if I made the right decision

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?