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It's always fun when an author claims their work contains no politics, because either they're blatantly lying, or they genuinely think they're telling the truth and you get a lot of insight into what assertions about human nature they regard as so obviously and self-evidently true as to lie outside the political sphere.

i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back

Monster dating sim with a Sierra adventure game circa 1990 ethos about bad endings where the monsters are genuinely well meaning and there are just an unbelievable number of ways for them to accidentally kill you, and – this is key – there's a fuckass narrator who has a unique stupid pun for every single one.

Ideally it should also have a 90s Sierra adventure game approach to routing, like you can make a seemingly innocuous decision in the first five minutes of play that locks you into an unavoidable bad ending. You neglect to pick up the condoms from the nightstand (which is not even visually flagged as interactable) in the very first scene, and three quarters of a route later you have a bizarre allergic reaction to your partner's bodily fluids that somehow causes your head to pop off of your shoulders and go shooting out the window like a bottle rocket. The narrator responds with a strained wordplay about the semantic distinction between "getting" head and "giving" head.

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

Metroidvania that does the original flavour Metroid "protagonist takes off their helmet during the credits and surprise, they're a girl!" thing, except we saw them out of armour during the game's intro and they at least appeared to be a dude at the time, so this is surprising to them as well.

metroidvania but she transitioned at the end

ahh, we could combine the terms "trans" and "metroidvania" , and call that as transylvanla