Life, The Universe, And Everything.

If i ever space out just know that this is what’s on my mind

What is this emotion

Lust

reblog & put an inside joke in the tags

vegas winning the cup in their inaugural year (while cinematic) would ultimately be an unfulfilling outcome, as their struggle and race for the cup has just begun. for the washington capitals, however, this would be the culmination of over a decade of efforts and heartbreak. as a matter of sports narratives, there is one clear winner. in this essay i will

Backwards egg

Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

Egg

OH

whys tf2 jokes c 2009 still the funniest jokes in the world

Fun fact: Egyptian gods do not have ‘animal heads’. The depictions of gods are meant to contain a duality, as is important in Egyptian Religion (life/death, red land/black land, chaos/order, human/animal). So when you see, say, Anubis with a man’s body and a Jackal head it represents both his human form and his Jackal form, meaning he might appear in either form. But never as a human with a Jackal head. That is only something you’d see on temple walls for the duality aspect.

No worries! (I realise I put a full stop instead of an exclamation mark at the end of “this is literally my job” which might have sounded harsh, so I apologise!)

This is a very pure interaction

this is exactly how you should react to hearing new information that you’re skeptical of or don’t immediately believe is true