tenderlyfriedsong

i didn’t miss it this time fucking finally

BASED JOHN THE JERMA STAN

got told i looked like a tiktoker by a stranger today because i was wearing ripped jeans with fishnets and bat wing eyeliner and almost let the rage and fury overcome me. does ebony dark'ness dementia raven way mean nothing to you prepz.

hannibal fans be like 'cannibalism is so romantic' bro go to therapy

as part of my reform package, i promise to turn all rich people into furries, so instead of spending all their money on superyachts they spend it on commissions, which have a significantly higher rate of economic recirculation and a significantly lower carbon pawpr

but theres gonna be a lot of inflation

you put that sentence back in your mouth

They weren't kidding, that noise was VERY cute.

[ID/ a video of an edit of the 'are you winning son?' meme where the dad is saying "oh shit a wizard." and there is a wizard, a white 3 legged animal with a witch hat on and a smiley face, standing in the corner, surrounded by scribbles. between the dad and the wizard is a 3d orb being rotated by the wizard while lightning bolts fire out of it erratically. the climax of the song "phantom of the opera" by andrew lloyd webber is playing loudly while the phantom screams over it. /End ID]