Crazy Shit My Friends Say

"Porn?.....PORN"~🛩️

"You're still not fucking my neck" ~🔪

"I have a serious set of invisible tiddies" ~✨🗑️

"I got good at waterboarding" ~ 🔪

"How do men not realize this is five foot three of d*ke" ~ 🔪

"Do not fuck the tooth!! Dinky does not deserve that!!!!" ~ 🌯

"Grimace wants to swim between your thighs"~🔪

"I'm going to look like grimace ate me out" ~ 🔪

"Just feel the sides up" ~ 🔪

"Not the semen the demon" ~ 🔪

"The strugger is real" ~ ✨🗑️, 🔪, 🌯

" Do you or a love one have increased probability of being an incest baby?" ~✨🗑️

Girlfriend posting, op says she wouldn't help me if I was an isopod stuck on my back. Cancel her

"You're my alpha male" ~ 🌯

"Old enough to be a child predator" ~ 🔪

"I'm going to stab you with a smencil" ~ 🔪