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My blog is _______

Open to all

Semi-selective

Selective

Moderately Selective

Highly selective

Exclusive

Semi-Exclusive

Only going to RP with mutuals

Mostly going to RP with mutuals

Indie

Affiliated with a group

Spoiler free

Spoilers tagged

Spoilers mostly tagged

I will RP with ______

Any fandom

Most fandoms

Only fandoms I know

Only people in my fandom

OCs

OCs with no fandom ties

OCs who are related to/know my character in their backstory

Only one version of any particular character

People who have the same muse as me

People who do not have a rules page

Multimuse blogs

People in RP groups

Indie RPers

When RPing, I like to use _______

Paragraphs

Shorter forms of text

*Action*

Icons

Gifs

Gif icons

Formatted text

Whatever my partner is using

My own style regardless of my partner’s reply

I will ship with _______

No one

Anyone

Chemistry

Select ships  

OCs

Others of my own muse

Crossovers with characters from different fandoms

Only one version of a particular character

One person in my main verse

Multiship, all ships independent of each other & main ship

One main/canon ship within my main verse

My blog WILL contain ______ in it’s content

Fluff

Angst

Gore

Violence

Smut

Blood

Torture

Shipping

Death

Dark humor

Cheating

Assault

I will follow ______ back

Everyone

Only some people

Most people

Only people in my fandom

Every RP blog

Only people I actively wish to RP with

People who do not post a lot of OOC

People whose posts I am comfortable with on my dashboard

To RP with me, you should _______

Follow back

Answer an open

Message me OOC

Message me IC

Make a starter

Answer my starter

Send in a meme

Like a starter call

Other:

I practice reblog karma with memes

I expect reblog karma with memes

I expect my rules/about to be read

I always read the rules/about before following/interacting

If you follow me, I would like suicide and assault tagged

I expect all smut to be beneath a read-more

I am a multiverse blog

I am multi-muse

I do not wish for my OOC posts to be reblogged

I do not wish for my threads to be reblogged by those not involved

I expect post length to be matched

I expect icons/gifs to be used in a reply if I have used them

I don’t expect post length to be matched, but I will try to match your own.

better ideas for chance encounters than a bar or coffee shop:

a storm is delaying our flight home and i’m afraid of thunder, please talk to me while we wait

we’re both in small claims court and i got into a huge fight with the person suing me but you stepped in to hold me back before security got there

i drove two hours to the closest video rental store that’s still operating and you were checking out the only copy of the movie i was after

i hit you with my car but luckily you’re okay, but we should still exchange information i guess

our friends that we came here with went off together and now we’re making awkward small talk

i was worried about buying something off of someone creepy from craigslist but oh no you’re hot

my friend talked me into playing a drunken game of spin the bottle even though we’re all adults and now we have to make out

we both decided to take a [yoga/fencing/cooking etc] class and we’re the only two assholes not taking it seriously and everyone else is giving us dirty looks but we keep grinning over at each other

my date just made a scene in public and got arrested and now i’m stranded in a city without a ride home

sharing a cab together

you’re trying to get me to sign a petition and i have no idea what you’re talking about

you’re drunk at this festival and dancing on the table and when you eventually fell i caught you

i tried to get a part time job at this place right by my house but they hired you instead and i have to see you every day when i go there now

blind date!

message me about how your day was

tag me in posts

ask for advice

help you with something (to the best of my ability)

have a friend / a listener

❝can you believe my sister commented on my last instagram picture that i look like satan?❞ 

❝listen… i may be tiny but my kicks can reach very high don’t try me. ❞

❝ actually, you’ve got it all wrong, darling. my middle finger salutes you. ❞

❝ i look like shit, this is exactly why no one wants to date me. ❞

❝ did you know in that in eighth grade i kicked someone’s knee and broke it? ❞

❝ he deserved it, no one fucking compares me to a semi-trailer and gets away with that. ❞

❝ do i look like my brother’s keeper to you? ❞

❝ the best thing that happens when couples combine their names on facebook is that you can block them both in one press. ❞

❝ you know, it’s so weird that the saying is butterflies in your stomach, it should me just flies because usually the person you fall for is a piece of shit. ❞

❝ you know you should all just break up with your boyfriends and just date me, we could be each other’s sisters wives. ❞

❝ yes it is morning, good however it is not. ❞

❝ why do birthdays happens only once a year? i want to get birthday gifts every week.

❝ i’m literally the biggest sinner in this city. ❞

❝ how does my grandma always sees me from her window, for fucks sake, there’s a building in front of hers! ❞

❝ i just hope my grandma won’t tell my mom she saw us kiss.. ❞

❝ if you piss me off one more time i will throw my phone at your face. ❞

❝ scaring people is kinda my thing. ❞

❝ what do you mean thanks? bow down to your fucking queen. ❞

❝ what do you mean thanks? lose your clothes. ❞

❝ why yes, throwing water balloons at our boss is a good idea. ❞

❝ well you see there’s thing thing called google, how about you use that instead of driving me nuts. ❞

❝ oh for the love of god, all i wanted was a bit of silence and rihanna’s voice is that so fucking bad? ❞

❝ we should watch porn together, that will be fun. ❞

❝ who’s idea was it to do this again? ❞

❝ i swear i’m a nice person once you get to know me. ❞

❝ i am not a midget! i’m 5′0 for godness sake! ❞

❝ when will the aliens save me from this awful planet? ❞

❝ do you think anyone will notice if i burnt down the school? ❞

❝ honestly, who cares, i mean if i break my leg then i will get babied by you so just push me off the bar i beg of you. ❞

❝ i wish i was an ice cream cone. ❞

❝ you can’t handle being punk rock, you can barely handle being cheesy pop. ❞

❝ if you punch me in the face i’ll give you a dollar. ❞

❝ honestly i’ll give everything for the hulk to fight me. ❞

❝ i feel as if someone is baking me in an oven. ❞

TELL ME

TELL ME

TELL ME

TELL ME

THIS MUN ENCOURAGES THE FOLLOWING; 

you to send me all the memes you like; I may not always reply, and sometimes I will take a while to get to them but never be scared to send memes, even if there aren’t from a specific thing I’ve reblogged or we aren’t mutuals, memes are open to everyone. 

you to ask me questions if you like both IC or OOC, & IM me even if we AREN’T mutuals. 

you to turn any of our memes into threads.

you to send me Drabble or prompt requests.

you to remind me if I’ve forgot about our thread, I won’t be mad. Sometimes I need a kick up the ass. 

you to throw things at me even if we haven’t plotted it, throw starters, HCs you have for our muses, songs you want me to listen to, literally thrown anything you like at me okay. 

you to never feel like you need to reply or justify why you haven’t replied to me. If you don’t feel a thread, that’s cool sometimes it happens. I won’t be offended. 

you to come at me even if you’re not part of my fandom because I love cross overs. Some of my favourite threads are cross overs. 

(Inspired by this post)