It's nice to be important but it's important to be nice.

all i want is lemony snicket to narrate my life but honestly it would just be like ‘today she laid in bed all day. here the phrase ‘all day’ means all goddamn week’ 

That was savage

Oh hell no…..

I can’t this is my favorite video right now!!!

what this made me realise is that helen’s certainty implies that dash and violet were both showing signs of their powers as infants and that is the funniest thing i have ever thought of in my life because one has super speed and one turns invisible can you picture first-time parents trying to deal with a baby that sometimes fucking disappears

 #can you imagine #BOB WHERE’S VIOLET #shIT NOT AGAIN

im the guy with the flip phone

I dream about this look every single night

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I don’t understand why some Christians promote abstinence as a form of birth control when it didn’t even work for Mary.

I really shouldn’t be laughing right now.

Ded