Listen closely...vampires

Friendly reminder that there are 750 Quileute. Seven Hundred and Fifty. Think. For reference- how big was your middle school? (around that, maybe?) I think we tend not to understand how personal their inclusion in Twilight was. Smeyer took advantage of them. She's rich off of them and their culture. She exploited and misrepresented them. Seven hundred and fifty people. She could look each one of them in the eye and apologize in one afternoon and instead, she sits on 125 million dollars as if her hands are tied.

She could give every Quileute $50,000 each and still have $87,500,000 left over.

caius has no ass there i said it

i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

Sometimes I think about how Jane and Alecs' powers are a result of them burning at the stake. With Jane wishing everyone could feel the burning she felt and Alec wishing he could feel nothing.

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself