Teledra in Skyrim

Teledra: That’s disgusting. Oh dear Akatosh, what was this guy, some sort of morbid cannibal?

Teledra: The Butcher, interesting. Maybe this woman will know what happened to this place. Or maybe it is this woman. Who else holds a pretty necklace like this.

Teledra: Oh hey, false panel. Oh ho ho, I’ll have your secrets now Sir Butc—

Teledra: Follow a trail of blood, I can do that… I hope.

Teledra: I’m still going to bet 500 Septims that this takes me to a murder den where I am then, murdered.

Teledra: Steward?

Jorleif: The name is Jorleif, actually. Do you need something?

Teledra: The murders that have been going on – I want to be a part of it.

Jorleif: I beg your pardon!?

Teledra: Wait no! I mean, I want to help solve them.

Jorleif: Hmm, very well. My men are stretched thin as it is, if you think you can help then go ahead.

Teledra: Oooh it’s warm in here. Hey, it’s Ulfric. I guess he escaped.

Ulfric: Only the foolish approaches a Jarl without summons. What is it you want?

Teledra: You don’t remember me?

Teledra: That’s hurtful; we rode in the same cart and everything.

Ulfric: Ah yes, the nervous looking Wood Elf. Ralof told me you escaped with his old friend… Hadvar, I recall.

Teledra: Ralof’s alive?

Teledra: Ralof and Hadvar were friends?

Ulfric: I’ll ask again – why are you here, did you have mind to fight against the Empire. Help free our people and save our land?

Teledra: Oh, actually I was just looking for the steward.

Ulfric: …

Teledra: (to the Guard) I guess nobody saw anything, although that grey-haired man was very suspicious.

Guard: Great, the bastard’s escaped again.

Teledra: You know you might be able to solve this… if you let me help.

Guard: You question two people and think you’re good enough, is that it?

Teledra: No but I have good feeling about the ‘had to’ man.

Guard: (sigh) Fine, you want to help then go talk to the steward.

Teledra: Really? Does this mean I can be called Inspector Teledra? Please call me Inspector Teledra.

Teledra: Hey I remember you – I split my cabbage collection with you. Did you see what happened?

Silda: I head a scream and came running but she was already…

Teledra: That’s okay, thanks for your help.

Calixo: You’re not going to ask her if she killed Susanna?

Calixo: It’s always sad when someone has to die.

Teledra: ‘Has to’?

Calixo: Yes, all death is sad when they must part with a love one.

Teledra: I see. So did you see the killer?

Calixo: Sorry, I saw a fellow running away but didn’t get a good look at him.

Teledra: Yeah, of course you didn’t. Of course.

Calixo: What are you insinuating?

Teledra: Did you kill Susanna?

Calixo: No!

Guard: Stand back citizen.

Teledra: Is this some sort of cannibalistic Nordic ritual?

Guard: Excuse me? Another girl has been killed and I’m inspecting.

Teledra: Another?

Guard: She’s the third taken.

Teledra: Why don’t you people, you know, stop it.

Guard: Well if you think you can do better then go ahead. Question the witnesses, examine the body – show me your investigator skills.

Teledra: Okay, fine. I can do that. Hey you, grey-haired man!

Teledra: I can grab a few supplies from the market before I head back to Riften. I don’t really want to stay here for longer than I have to afte— By the Nine!

Teledra: Are they sacrificing someone?

Teledra: Back in the drabness of Windhelm. I hope Aventus is still hanging around.

Aventus: Hey – you’re back! Did you do it, is Grelod… you know?

Teledra: She’s dead.

Aventus: Yes! I knew you would do it, I just knew the Dark Brotherhood would save me. Here’s everything I promised you.

Teledra: Eh, keep the heirloom. So, er, what are you going to do now?

Aventus: I guess I’ll go back to Honorhall after the clean up the mess.

Teledra: I see.

Shadr: So you’re really going?

Teledra: Relax, it’s only for a few days. I have no desire to stay in Windhelm for longer than I have to. It’s so cold and grumpy there.

Shadr: Aha, okay. Good luck Teledra.

Shadr: Teledra I– I wasn’t expecting you. Come in.

Teledra: Hey Shadr. I need to leave for a few days but coach-man won’t take me until morning, so I was wondering if I could spend the night here.

Shadr: With me?

Teledra: Well not with you, but in your house. Or I could always use the stables. Keerava just won’t let me rent.

Shadr: Ah, she’ll get over it eventually. We don’t have a spare bed but you can always sleep on the ground I guess. It’s better than the stables at any rate.

Teledra: What do you think; do I make the perfect thief?

Brynjolf: Well it’s better than the barmaid dress and bloody handprint. I suppose you’re bothering me for a good reason, lass?

Teledra: Right. I need to go for a few days – up to Windhelm.

Brynjolf: Ah, you need to tell your client the contract is complete. We’re not that different from the Brotherhood, you know. It’s just our hands are relatively a bit cleaner.

Brynjolf: I have no problem with your break, though you should have gone to Mercer.

Teledra: Yeah but he might have been busy…

Brynjolf: …

Teledra: Okay he scares me. Can you just tell him I have some things to do? Say my father is dying or something.

Brynjolf: I don’t—

Tonilia: What are you gawking at?

Teledra: I need to get my armour from you.

Tonilia: Oh, right, the newbie. I guess you’re the right size for Soren’s old gear. Don’t want to go putting the new stuff to waste.

Teledra: Waste?

Tonilia: Brynjolf told me you’ve got the Goldenglow assignment. Mercer really must hate you.

Teledra: It’s that bad?

Tonilia: Bad? Vex is one of our best and she barely got out alive.

Teledra: Hey – Bryn, wait!

Teledra: About my being the Dragonborn… you didn’t tell anyone, did you?

Brynjolf: Ah, that. Don’t worry, lass, I’ll keep your secret – even your second job.

Teledra: Good, because if you don’t I’ll, uh, shiv you in your sleep.

Brynjolf: Sounds fair. Oh, and Teledra? Don’t ever call me ‘Bryn’ again.

Teledra: You can call me Tele.

Brynjolf: I don’t think so.

Teledra: He was certainly nice.

Brynjolf: Don’t worry; Mercer’s been a bit on edge ever since the Guild started going downhill. But I’m sure that you’ll help turn things around.

Teledra: So what was this non-Vex-y test?

Brynjolf: Ah, Goldenglow. Basically you need to set empty his safe and burn three of the estate’s hives.

Brynjolf: Oh, and he has the island surrounded by hired mercenaries. Try to avoid them.

Teledra: …