when bella didn't want to get married at 18 because she saw how her parents' marriage crumbled and she was opposed to the patriarchal nature of the whole institution, and is bitter about it until the moment she is walking down the aisle, but as soon as she's married she realizes that being mrs. cullen is actually the best thing to ever happen to her and she's immediately ecstatic to have a baby with her husband. the way jacob says "you don't even belong to yourself anymore" about imprinting and is repulsed by the very idea, but then when he imprints he realizes it's actually what he was born to do & nothing could make him happier & he leaves everything behind to live with his mate's family. man once you become aware of the mormon agenda present within the twilight saga it is ALL you're aware of lol

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

Im the guy who's getting all those pauses pregnant

im so normal. i need to grab you by a handful of hair and brush your teeth

what I want to do to mens' bodies is between me and God and everyone on the internet and no one else

my big brown eyes and tendency to bring up cannibalism have captivated you

the romance of cannibalism is one of my favourite things, the idea of loving someone so much you could savour each part of their body, appreciating the taste of their blood and skin. being loved to the point of blood shed. ♡

cowboys be like "nah that feller is just a companion to keep the trail a bit less lonely & a lot less dangerous" & then ride funny in the saddle the next 2 days

hairy men. large hairy men. big big large hairy men. agree.