“The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet, everybody rushes around in a great panic as if it were necessary to achieve something beyond themselves.”

“You will feel it. You will feel God tell you, it’s time to let that person go. Not necessarily because they are a bad person or acted against you in any way, but because they are an anchor, keeping you from sailing toward your next chapter. You will fit with only a small number of people in this life, so the more time you waste on these dead weights, the less time you will have with people who’ll keep you afloat – or better yet, act as a spinnaker. So let them go, let them go, and move on softly with your blooming life. God is smiling down at you as you do.”

Me waking up around 2 in the afternoon: “Ok I really should get up for the day”

Everybody else: it’s pride month

“Don’t let fear & laziness distract you from your goals & visions. You have somewhere to go. Procrastinating isn’t going to get you there.”

me in a horror movie

Me at 12am on October 1st:

“You know all those things you’ve always wanted to do? You should go do them.”

I mean 

GreatestSurveys.com is amazing it’s basically this scene in Spongebob

its legit, just got paid by them the other day

THE MONEY CATS APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE

Pros: you can grow a new ankle