you wanna take my crown but i'm invincible

please watch with sound on

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

that was the devil

Imagine showing someone this in 2010 and being like this totally makes sense.

saw a comment on the thor ragnarok trailer saying “i hope people realize that this is not an accurate representation of norse mythology” and i’m like oh shit did thor actually not fight the hulk while jeff goldblum watch in his pajamas in norse mythology??? damn i got it all wrong im such a dumb idiot

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

That was a wild goddamn ride