LessThanThree

I keep getting FUCKING chuds who annoy me.

It’s so hard in the mean streets of this upper middle class suburban neighborhood living with my parents.

If only Habit and Toby were real, life would be sunshine and rainbows.

Ben and Toby mutual masturbation as reader FaceTimes them. They are competing to see who can last longer for you, Ben strokes himself lazily, Toby is far more frantic (he can’t help it you’re too pretty)…Challengers vibes

Not responding to the Creepypastas bcs you’re in the shower (they lose it)

Fem s/o

MDNI

(First SMAU be kind)

CW: suicide mentioned jokingly, suggestive at points, insecurity, clingy men, mental disorders mentioned, tell me if i missed any

Toby

Ben

Habit

Jeff

Tim

Brian

Jack

Liu

Habit and Toby

!fem reader.

MDNI

Warning: this is particularly smutty…

CW: Cnc elements, threesome piv, i think that’s all tell me if i missed any. Not proof read.

Habit slapping Toby across the face when Toby cums in his pants from just grinding on you.

“C’mon man you’re makin’ us look bad. Whiney little fuck.” Habit chides, laughing at him.

“Sh-shut the fuck-whistle-fuck up H-Ha-Habit, you’re such a dick” he holds you close. “I can’t even feel that y-you idiot” Toby’s big brown puppy dog eyes look at you and then he decides to make himself useful and starts eating you out licking your cunt like he’s starving.

“Atta boy there you go. Makin’ yourself useful for once aint’cha golden boy?” Toby can’t even respond, too busy licking your clit and spreading your lips with his tongue. “I’d start railin’ you right now Bunny, but with him so close I might slip out and smack ‘im with it. We wouldn’t want that now would we? ” Habit says even though he’s already pulling his boxers down.

Filthy liar

Toby is barely paying attention. Your pretty pussy stuffed in his face he can barely focus on anything else

“Y-yeah, yeah sure Habit whatever” he mumbles against your sensitive skin.

“Fuck!” You moan starting to breathe heavier and bucking your hips into Tobys face, same big brown desperate eyes looking back at you.

Habit growls

“Neither of ya’ payin’ attention ta’ me I see..I could say anything you sluts would just agree huh?”

He chuckles

“If I stuck my cock between her pretty thighs, ya’d suck it isn’t that right Toby?”

Toby, none the wiser just keeps eating you out and nods “totally, uh huh.” He laps at your cunt. You barely hear habit over your own moans too.

Habit does just that. As Toby eats you out, habit puts his dick between your thighs forcing it into Toby’s mouth.

Toby’s eyes widen and he pulls back, coughing “what! What the f-fuck?!” he says between coughs. As soon as the spot between your thighs is empty Habit pulls you back, into doggy and starts fucking you. “You gotta pay better attention Toby, next time I might do more than your mouth to distract ya’. Ends justify the means though, now I get to fuck my bunny. Isn’t that right Bun?” He thrusts particularly hard on the last syllable of his sentence.

You nod emphatically “Yes! Yes Habit, Yeah oh god!” Your mouth hangs open as the room fills with the wet sounds of skin slapping. Drool drips down your chin.

Toby scowls “T-t-taking my Angel away from me, you lost your g-god-goddamn mind” he gets closer to your face “Look at her…y-you’re abusing her poor p-pussy Habit. Such a dickhead.” He licks the drool off your face. “It tastes so good” you just moan helplessly and desperately kiss toby while Habit fucks you hard enough to make you see stars. “Bet ‘is mouth tastes like my cock and that delicious pussy doesn’t it?” Habit grabs your hips harder, bruising force to use you like a sex toy.

Toby groans at that. “Shut it Habit” he kisses you then pulls you back “mine! She’s mine” Toby feverishly unbuckles his belt and fucks your poor abused cunt grunting like an animal as Habit bites your back. Toby holds you closer “Pease squirt baby please, we need it please!” Toby’s eyes begin to water as you cum on his cock, he cums inside you, and the sight alone makes Habit rut into his fist from watching. “Cumming twice in less then 20 minutes Toby, bad bad boy” Habit wags his finger. “I cum inside her next time brat.”

Both of them. Like damn dogs.

Relationship HCs for Creepy pastas

(Fem!S/O)

MDNI

Pt 1 (Jeff, Liu/Sully, Tim, Brian)

CW: stalking, mental illness, traditional gender roles, some mentions of sex but not straight up smut, creepypastas being creepypastas, murder, disorders, avoidant men, mean at some points, fluff ig, not proof read, let me know if i missed any.

(DISCLAIMER, I try to make these semi realistic so sorry if they don’t seem very “bfe” like)

JEFF

-Jeff is an asshole. That fact will never change, he knows that much about himself. But Jeff also has an odd chivalrous quality (if you can even call it that). For as much as you guys get into it, and trust me you do, he refuses to raise his voice at you in front of other people.

“I’ll talk to your bratty ass later.”

And other people yelling at you? Oh forget it, he’ll kill them in the most excruciating way possible. He is not a good guy and to say he’s even respectful is pushing it, but he has hard lines, humiliating you in front of people is one of them. Your shame and embarrassment are for his eyes only.

He doesn’t like the idea of putting you in a vulnerable position in front of other people, if someone even seems to be having an issue with you he’ll pull you aside…

The only reason he will ever actively avoid an altercation is for you.

Never going to catch him saying that shit out loud though.

-Jeff’s love language is quality time. He doesn’t need to talk or even do anything, he just needs to exist in the same space as you, it’s honestly kind of charming how he losses it if he’s not in the same place as you for to long.

The only time you have seen him in genuine distress is when he had to go on a mission alone. BEN had to go through his phone to calm him down. Jeff was angry, of course but it was a frustrated, unregulated sort of angry as apposed to his normal cynical, sadistic, moody sort of anger. He could barely articulate what he was even mad about, he was just angry. Everything was just pissing him off.

BEN hacked your phone and started a FaceTime call with you after ten minutes of just seeing your face, he went back to being a cynical asshole, instead of a all over the place, frustrated asshole.

Existing near you is the best he feels he can do. He hurts people when he talks to them, his idea of “gifts” completely lack sentiment and are off putting at best he doesn’t do physical touch outside of sex really, and acts of service…you can imagine why that’s not his strong suit.

He doesn’t really “try” to improve those others. He prefers to be practical and non intrusive when it comes to love. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. He’s a bit avoidant emotionally, but he’ll be damned if he’s not in the same room as you when he’s trying to ignore his feelings and brush you off.

He needs you to know he’s there, that you’re there too. A part of him refuses to believe you’d date him to begin with.

“ Just…Don’t leave, Kay? I know I’m a dick…I- fuck… “ He can’t even finish the thought he doesn’t have the words, but he just stays there . . . With you

-He can’t whistle because, y’know, the mouth thing. You tease him about it relentlessly

“Jeff the whistler-“ you hold back a laugh.

“Oh Fuck off and DIE.” He flicks a cigarette butt at you.

You found this out because he was trying to mock Toby for his tics and went to whistle, but before you could tell him to knock it off. It became very evident he couldn’t whistle.

Even Toby laughed at him.

He terrorized a local town after that to blow off some steam.

-I think he has Issues with real intimacy, If there are not constant unhealthy levels of intensity he gets bored quickly. Hopefully he has handled that early on in the relationship.

-he loves a lady who can keep him in line. You’re pretty and mean to him, what more could he ask for? He loves when you tell him off, he craves some order in his life even if he’s resistant to it.

“Anything else you’re gonna bitch at me about?” He’d say with an obnoxious smile on his face

-Monogamous but VERY casual.

-I don’t really take him for the jealous type, he’s a brat yeah but I think it mostly comes out in the form of taking it out on his victims than you or the person he’s “jealous” of.

-He’s big on sharing clothes, anything that’s his is yours

-he steals your hair ties, he refuses to get his own. Says it is him being “practical” but he just likes having your stuff nearby.

-you’re mean as hell to this boy and he’s right where he wants to be

. . .

Liu (and Sully)

- one of the healthiest ‘pastas you could date, including Sully.

He’s a bit on the anxiously attached side while Sully is mostly avoidant but they are overall quite healthy for a serial killer with debilitating trauma that is.

-Sully and Liu have very different mannerisms. You don’t even need them to tell you who’s fronting after the first month of the relationship.

Liu hunches and puts his hands on his knees. Sully manspreads constantly or sits backwards on a chair, legs on either side.

Liu always knocks before entering, Sully doesn’t

Liu’s nose twitches and he frowns when he is thinking, Sully just looks up and bounces his leg.

Liu asks you to do things, Sully just does it himself.

Liu puts on headphones to listen to music or watch videos, Sully blasts it.

Liu struggles maintaining eye contact, Sully makes a socially unacceptable amount of eye contact.

Also they frame their sentences differently.

“Do you want to come to the store with me?”

“I’m going to the store, do you wanna come?”

Pretty subtle but the longer you spend with them the more clear it becomes.

-Liu is far more romantically interested in you than Sully is, but Sully is more possessive

Liu had a crush on you for far longer than he’d like to admit.

Sully was the one who told you though.

-Liu is a morning person, before you are even up he’s going about his day, but he’ll write you notes in case Sully stars fronting before he can say good morning to you.

-Liu has your name tattooed. Sully thinks it’s stupid as fuck to get someone’s name tattooed.

-Having a dissociative disorder makes Liu’s memory shoddy at best, but he keeps all important dates in his phone or on a planner.

Sometimes if sully is mad enough he’s erase something so Liu forgets and you get mad at him, you know damn well it’s Sully’s doing and forgive him.

-Liu is a tits man, Sully is an ass man

-Liu HATES when Sully starts fronting mid date.

-Liu loves how special you make him feel, for once he’s not an after thought and it’s the best feeling ever.

-Liu is a passenger princess. And Sully hates it. Liu not allowed on AUX, him and Sully have very different music tastes and they will be bitter if they hear a song from the other’s playlist.

“Is this one of Sully’s stupid songs?”

-Liu’s love language is Quality time, unlike his brother, it’s not due to him not being able to express his feelings, he does that very easily. It is more about feeling ignored, he’s felt ignored his whole life, being your priority makes him feel like his life is worth living. Sully’s love language is acts of service, he’ll fix something for you without you asking, get your favorite soap etc.

. . .

Tim Wright

-lover boy, huge lover boy.

Anything and everything he does is to please you, very chivalrous.

“Need anythin’ Button? At the store right now. Can’t stop thinking about that pretty face thought I’d ask.”

He opens doors, kisses your hand, actually takes you out on dates and pays for it.

If you even suggest paying for yourself, he looks at you like you pulled a gun on him.

“ Let you pay? Baby, do you think I don’t love ya’? ” He uses his large calloused hands to place yours in your lap, “Keep those pretty hands there got it?” He walks away,

“ ‘Let me pay Tim’ , she says’ the hell kinda man do I look like? “ he mumbles as he lights a cigarette and gets the server for the check.

He buys you flowers the next day because, if you think paying is even an option, he must not be showing how much he loves you.

-He needs to know your needs at all times. Need water? He’s on it. Are your hands cold? Why didn’t you say anything? He’s holding them right this second to warm you up

“ never ever go hidin’ things from me got it? If you need something, tell me Pumpkin “

-He has a picture of you half naked in his wallet behind his old ID from years ago. He never uses the ID, he just doesn’t want anyone seeing the picture of you, that’s for his eyes only. People think he’s stingy but really he just doesn’t want anyone even getting close to seeing that picture so nobody is touching his wallet. 

-Morning cuddles (that lead to morning sex)

He adores how sleepy you look in the morning, like a little angel, and you’re all his

“ Sweet girl… “

He whispers to himself.

Slow mornings are his favorite, just waking up with you, seeing you’re real and actually next to him. It soothes his restless mind, your smell your body, your hair, your face just you.

-He keeps you FAR away from everything else in his life, his job? Nope, friends? Nope, nothing, you’re just his. He can’t risk losing you to anything or anyone. Or letting you find out what he does and leaving him.

-You’re his human med reminder.

“Did you take them yet Tim?”

“Yup”

“All of them?”

“God damn, you’re beautiful”

“Answer the question”

“Nothin’ get’s past you does it?”

“Take them.”

“Fine, you’re still beautiful though…”

-He kisses you all the damn time. At least in thirty minute intervals.

“One more, Button.”

-When he’s have a Schizophrenic episode he gets as far away from you as humanly possible, blocks your number than comes back a day later. At first it was a shock, you were worried sick. But he can’t let you know what’s going on, he’s a bad communicator in that way. 

“Sorry for going MIA for a bit there baby. Don’t get mad at me please, I’ll tell ya’ one day, promise.”

He never will.

All you know is that he takes meds, what for you’ll never know, he’d die before he told you.

You’re too perfect to scare off.

- His love language is Physical touch

He loves holding you, hugging you, kissing you, he can’t get enough.

. . .

Brian Thomas

-Very dry sense of humor. He cracks jokes a lot, he’s stoic but not necessarily unfun, a bit on the quiet side.

-You know he likes you but he’s very good at making you question how much or if he’s serious about you. It’s not even that he has commitment issues he just likes messing with you.

“You’d make a good girlfriend”

“Aren’t we dating?”

“I dunno…”

“So we aren’t?”

“Never said that sweetheart.”

“Do you want to date me?”

“Hm…Do YOU want to?”

“oh my fucking god, I’m going to kill you”

“Bit harsh don’t ya’ think?”

Your dynamic is very

ragebaiter x ragebaited

He does adore you though, with all his heart.

-stalks your socials, gets jealous easily.

“The 2010’s were your hoe years huh?”

“Excuse you?”

“Nothin’ just seeing a lot of guys in your likes pretty girl 🙃”

-He sends you pictures of yourself from a distance.

“Saw this girl today”

“That’s me?”

“Didn’t notice, silly me :)”

-His love language is acts of service, you’ll just wake up and your car has been deep cleaned and the back tire is fixed.

“I wonder who did that. Must be a really handy guy.”

He pretends to be non the wiser.

He does everything for you, hell, one time you came home and your taxes were filed for you. You were both disturbed and happy.

-he watches you sleep and has made a sleep diary for you, he knows what nights you have nightmares, what nights you sleep peacefully. He loves collecting that data.

- he’s big on neck kisses and shoulder kisses.

-by far the worst comunicater of all the proxies but he tries (a lie)

He hates seeing you mad at him so he’ll just apologize regardless of who’s right or wrong, it doesn’t really matter to him, as long as you don’f leave him he’s happy as a clam.

-huge sexter, he loves sexting, morning noon and night. That’s the only time his texts aren’t dry as fuck.

-he worships the ground you walk on, nothing you say could ever be wrong and nothing he does can be right if it disagrees with you, his queen knows best. He lets you settle your own stuff though, got into a fight? He shuts his ass up and listens just looking at you like you hung the moon. He is very attentive, and your word is gospel.

-He takes pictures of you almost everyday if he can, he’s planning to make a book of them.

-He is surprisingly good at comforting you, he watches you so closely everyday so he knows what calms you down and what you like hearing from him.

-The BIGGEST enabler, you could be dead wrong and he’s sitting next to you just:

“Yeah baby, she did ya’ dirty. Of course beautiful, you were right to run her over. Should’a moved if she didn’t wanna get hit. Ya’ didn’t get the car dirty though did ya’? I just cleaned it for you, no? Good.”

He’s just smiling and listening to you.

great listener, bad influence.

-A little touch adverse but as long as it is you doing it, he’s just chill to lay back and let you.

. . .