Life and Crumpets

Tory squat party. Boris has a nosebleed from snorting too much speed, May is drinking special brew and Hunt is burning the Criminal Justice Bill while Farage, in full hunting gear, is calling the police.

And Sombra’s just as annoyed and she’s yelling back about how the thing is not “technology”, it’s basically made out of gunpowder, paperclips, and rubber bands.  “I can’t hack paperclips, Gabe!  I’m pretty sure it’s held together with dirt and snot!  You think that thing has a wifi connection???”  Honestly, I imagine that about 90% of Junkrat and his arsenal annoy Sombra because “this isn’t a weapon this is the physical manifestation of a mistake” but it’s so low-tech it’s not even a mistake she can exploit.

Tama the cat used to be a station master at a Japanese railway. Her job was to greet passengers, which increased ridership by 10% during her tenure and earned her a promotion of ‘super station master.’ When Tama passed away in 2015, thousands of people attended her funeral, she was enshrined as a goddess, and she was awarded the title of “Honorary Eternal Stationmaster.” Source Source 2

Chris Jericho Vs. Goldberg: The feud that never was. [1998]

In 1999, WCW was on fire with one feud that never actually culminated in a match, or where there even WAS a match to begin with. Chris Jericho was one of the most prominent fixtures on WCW television, and at the time, Bill Goldberg was on a hot streak as the WCW World Heavyweight Champion. Jericho, sensing a potential way to make great money in the culmination of a feud, pitched the idea of getting squashed in possibly the best squash match in history. Here’s why it never happened.

You can get to the bottom of an Excel spreadsheet. YouTuber Hunter Hobbs wanted to know how far the number of rows would go if he kept scrolling, so he continuously pressed his finger on the down arrow, without taking a break, until he made it to the end of the page. It took him a few distractions to make it through, but 9.5 hours later, he finally had the answer: 1,048,567 Source