Sailing on the Ocean Blue

Being the youngest in a big extended family gives you sooooo much perspective on ageism. Ppl really will be like "somehow she's still kind of pretty at 60!" and you're like hold the fucking phone. That's my mom. Makes it even sillier to hear "women are used up by 30" or "80 year olds shouldn't be allowed independent lives" or "16 year olds shouldn't have social media" you just described my cousin, my grandpa, and my second cousin. Get a grip.

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

please explain how this is four words and not 13

Subtract nine words from my words and then its four words

i like how it’s 18 and not 13

Holy shit. Holy smokes. We are all massive idiots.