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They should just rerelease megamind. Dont even remaster it just start advertising it again

doggo is forced, faked, made in a factory. You didn't say doggo until you saw someone on the internet say it. Now doggie? Dogy? That's real. It ties back to humans natural etymology

girls will be like “if i was a geographical feature i would be a selenite cave” and you’re just supposed to be able to figure out what that means

What's not clicking

If i ever spell something wrong I did it for comedic purposes. I know everything don't forget that

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

jealousy isn’t the way bro

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

you take that back right fucking now

staring at my own spotify library like im narcissus staring at myself in the water

babygirl you are strange and offputting

“maybe if bernie showed a little skin” look what yall did. got him slut shamed on the senate floor