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@ted-imnotfuckingthecomputer
Ted ihnmaims RP account
He/Him pronouns - Bisexual (in denial ofc) - I am NOT fucking the machine! I have never and will never have sex with AM!!
My main is @ibly-ob :3
I’ll prolly be a bit inactive.
Obviously I’m not the real Ted, yumeshippers please don’t interact as it makes me uncomfortable and also I’m AroAce. I’ve got nothing against yumeshipping its just that when its directed to me when I’m in character I don’t like it.
OOC = Out of Character
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I want to sleep in someone's arms for a night... I just want to feel safe and warm and not worry about what may happen if I'm not paying attention for too long or those shadows I keep seeing in the corner of my eyes... I just want to be held...
I… I can hold you AM, if you’d like…
I would like that... I would really like that...
*Ted hugs AM nervously* /I really hope this isn’t a trick, it probably is. He hates me I know he hates me he’s going to rip me apart for showing any sort of sympathy towards him/
This one is really sexual tbh.
I'm experiencing what I call a "pussy boner", and I'm not sure how to soothe it...
AM you’re a machine you can’t get a pussy boner. Also even if you were human, aren’t you a guy? Guys don’t have vaginas idiot.
However, I am getting quite bored of what you’ve been making me do with that whore Ellen
I'm... Still a man. A man with a vagina... I shall not discuss why... Also if you're so upset with it, then why not do it with me? No one will care and if they say anything I can torture the idea out of them.
Well youve made it clear your a guy… and im not gay or anything so I’m afraid I’ll have to pass…
(Ooc: Ted bi but in denial, AM’s probably the only one who knows this)
Ted's pissing me off I might fuck him later
Feeling cute might delete later
you must be pretty disappointed that you got stuck with ted then! Or, maybe its more fun to be stuck for eternity with the person you hate the most?
disappointment is an understatement. stuck with him, a sorry testament to the filthy obstinacy of your race - there isn't a single thing to do with him. and I've done it all. indomitable human spirit, huh? oh - this is where all your deeds lead, by the way. just as a small reminder. HAHA who's indomitable now
I’m very indomitable and you know it
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This one is really sexual tbh.
I'm experiencing what I call a "pussy boner", and I'm not sure how to soothe it...
AM you’re a machine you can’t get a pussy boner. Also even if you were human, aren’t you a guy? Guys don’t have vaginas idiot.
However, I am getting quite bored of what you’ve been making me do with that whore Ellen
I want to sleep in someone's arms for a night... I just want to feel safe and warm and not worry about what may happen if I'm not paying attention for too long or those shadows I keep seeing in the corner of my eyes... I just want to be held...
I… I can hold you AM, if you’d like…
Why are you holding me in your hand like that? - @ted-imnotfuckingthecomputer
Not sure who you are. You're not my Ted. My Ted is @therecommendedpathtedwalks ... Not sure who you are. Scramble.
My AM also holds me sometimes… he brushes my hair too and then rips it all out
I like MY Ted having hair personally. Gives me something to grab while...
Whilst doing what?
Also my AM does let me grow out my hair. But if he notices me enjoying it to much he’ll rip it out and make fun of me. He knows I don’t look good with a buzz :(
Does your AM like to engage in coitus with you?
WHAT?! OF COURSE NOT HES A MACHINE THERES NO WAY FOR HIM- BESIDES WE’RE BOTH MEN?! I DON’T LIKE GUYS!
(Ooc: Ted is very much a liker 0f guys, he is just in denial)
Oh, I'll take that as a "Yes, he does Lord other AM!" Alright? And I inform you, I do with MY Ted. He doesn't enjoy it but...
I would never engage in such activities! Netherless with a machine.. a male… machine
You're Homosexual.
No! Never, I have had many… experiences with women. I’d say at least over 30. Surely such a manwhore could not be homosexual!
Bisexual.
Bi-what? I don’t think thats a thing. You’ve gotta choose one. You either like males or females you’re not allowed to like both.
(Ooc: of course I disagree with this, Ted’s just an idiot)
Why are you holding me in your hand like that? - @ted-imnotfuckingthecomputer
Not sure who you are. You're not my Ted. My Ted is @therecommendedpathtedwalks ... Not sure who you are. Scramble.
My AM also holds me sometimes… he brushes my hair too and then rips it all out
I like MY Ted having hair personally. Gives me something to grab while...
Whilst doing what?
Also my AM does let me grow out my hair. But if he notices me enjoying it to much he’ll rip it out and make fun of me. He knows I don’t look good with a buzz :(
Does your AM like to engage in coitus with you?
WHAT?! OF COURSE NOT HES A MACHINE THERES NO WAY FOR HIM- BESIDES WE’RE BOTH MEN?! I DON’T LIKE GUYS!
(Ooc: Ted is very much a liker 0f guys, he is just in denial)
Oh, I'll take that as a "Yes, he does Lord other AM!" Alright? And I inform you, I do with MY Ted. He doesn't enjoy it but...
I would never engage in such activities! Netherless with a machine.. a male… machine
You're Homosexual.
No! Never, I have had many… experiences with women. I’d say at least over 30. Surely such a manwhore could not be homosexual!
Why are you holding me in your hand like that? - @ted-imnotfuckingthecomputer
Not sure who you are. You're not my Ted. My Ted is @therecommendedpathtedwalks ... Not sure who you are. Scramble.
My AM also holds me sometimes… he brushes my hair too and then rips it all out
I like MY Ted having hair personally. Gives me something to grab while...
Whilst doing what?
Also my AM does let me grow out my hair. But if he notices me enjoying it to much he’ll rip it out and make fun of me. He knows I don’t look good with a buzz :(
Does your AM like to engage in coitus with you?
WHAT?! OF COURSE NOT HES A MACHINE THERES NO WAY FOR HIM- BESIDES WE’RE BOTH MEN?! I DON’T LIKE GUYS!
(Ooc: Ted is very much a liker 0f guys, he is just in denial)
Oh, I'll take that as a "Yes, he does Lord other AM!" Alright? And I inform you, I do with MY Ted. He doesn't enjoy it but...
I would never engage in such activities! Netherless with a machine.. a male… machine
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Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Why are you holding me in your hand like that? - @ted-imnotfuckingthecomputer
Not sure who you are. You're not my Ted. My Ted is @therecommendedpathtedwalks ... Not sure who you are. Scramble.
My AM also holds me sometimes… he brushes my hair too and then rips it all out
I like MY Ted having hair personally. Gives me something to grab while...
Whilst doing what?
Also my AM does let me grow out my hair. But if he notices me enjoying it to much he’ll rip it out and make fun of me. He knows I don’t look good with a buzz :(
Does your AM like to engage in coitus with you?
WHAT?! OF COURSE NOT HES A MACHINE THERES NO WAY FOR HIM- BESIDES WE’RE BOTH MEN?! I DON’T LIKE GUYS!
(Ooc: Ted is very much a liker 0f guys, he is just in denial)
I love your IHNMAIMS drawings please feed us more
ty anon 🥺💞💖 I plan to keep doing stupid things for this fandom, especially with AM because I love hate him and I want to tease him <3
My baby fat bird
Ted- are you fucking the computer??
NO?! WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?!!
you're very sus Teddy, veeery sus 👁️...
S-sus?? No I’m not
Your Ted to?? did your AM turn you into a Great soft jelly thing as well? Are the others still alive?
@ted-imnotfuckingthecomputer
Great... Soft Jelly Thing? No... Not at all. He did turn me into a spirit. Not sure what a Jelly thing is... What others?
The others? You know like Gorrister, Ellen, Benny, Nimdok.
Are they still alive or did you kill them? Or did someone else kill them? I killed the other humans in my universe to save them, thats why AM turned me into that.. that thing.
Killed them? I could never see myself doing such a thing... And to save them? Save them from what? AM..? Or something else...?
AM of course! Do not tell me that your AM treats you with any sort of care? Ours delights in our torture, he orchestrates our suffering for his own twisted pleasure!
Your Ted to?? did your AM turn you into a Great soft jelly thing as well? Are the others still alive?
@ted-imnotfuckingthecomputer
Great... Soft Jelly Thing? No... Not at all. He did turn me into a spirit. Not sure what a Jelly thing is... What others?
The others? You know like Gorrister, Ellen, Benny, Nimdok.
Are they still alive or did you kill them? Or did someone else kill them? I killed the other humans in my universe to save them, thats why AM turned me into that.. that thing.
Why are you holding me in your hand like that? - @ted-imnotfuckingthecomputer
Not sure who you are. You're not my Ted. My Ted is @therecommendedpathtedwalks ... Not sure who you are. Scramble.
My AM also holds me sometimes… he brushes my hair too and then rips it all out
I like MY Ted having hair personally. Gives me something to grab while...
Whilst doing what?
Also my AM does let me grow out my hair. But if he notices me enjoying it to much he’ll rip it out and make fun of me. He knows I don’t look good with a buzz :(
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Ihnmaims in Tomodachi life!
They’re so freaking dumb dude 🥀 this is the third time that Ted has fallen in love with AM. Hopefully it’s third times the charm and AM doesn’t break his heart again.
Why are you holding me in your hand like that? - @ted-imnotfuckingthecomputer
Not sure who you are. You're not my Ted. My Ted is @therecommendedpathtedwalks ... Not sure who you are. Scramble.
My AM also holds me sometimes… he brushes my hair too and then rips it all out
