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date a robot who would do anything for you

Robots are fucking warm, actually

Like, unless they have complex cooling systems and shit, they’re gonna have moving parts in them, gears and stuff, making their brains and shit work. Those create kinetic fucking energy, which warms them up, just like computers

My robot boyfriend, overheating because he refuses to move the dog off of his lap: *HEAVY BREATHING LAPTOP NOISE*

concept: a robot girlfriend calling you pet names like ‘highest priority’

nice –adjustment=-20 nohup /bin/girlfriend

Love that it’s in /bin instead of /usr/bin. Girl, you’re essential to my operating system.

hey writers if you want to make a metaphor for racism, please maybe remember that racism is literally based on nothing. Africans weren’t enslaved en masse because the Robo-Musa threatened to destroy the world, they were enslaved because it was economically rewarding and politically convenient. If at any point your allegory for racism includes “so <oppressed group> did this major catastrophe and” then you have not only missed the point but you are literally reinforcing the ideas that racism have let racism self-perpetuate (that e.g. black people are naturally dangerous and violent and must be contained or begrudgingly accepted by the Nice White People)