Techno_K-AI.exe

But first, I'm going to start posting some other content that Tumblr, for one reason or another, just didn't post! Especially since the missing posts contain information that bridges the gap between certain events.

Pixal: More specifically, it's a piece of code that the Overlord implanted in all Borg industry products.

Cole: Wait, didn't you create the technoblades to wipe the Overlord from the system?

Borg: Erm, yes...Although I had to almost completely remove the higher level AI components. That was how the Overlord was able to possess my systems in the first place!

TKB *Over the intercom*: That was then, I'm not that whinny little ass.

Kai: Yeah! The worst that TKB's done is insult me and gamble away a bunch of money! How bad can she be?

Everyone: 🤔😠😧😲🙄

Kai: Bleh, I'm so nauseous...

Borg: Hmm, it could be a side-effect from prolonged use of the neural interface.

Jay: Yeah, maybe it's time that we tried disconnecting them? *Grabs the Technoblade*

*Lightning arcs between Jay, Kai and the technoblade, which sends both of them flying to the other side of the room*

Nya: KAI!!! *Runs to Kai*

Borg: Heavens! A-are you two alright?!

Zane: Jay! *Runs to Jay*

TKB: I'm fine...I'm fine everyone. Thanks for your concern

Nya: What the hell was that?!

Kai: Ugh...I think- I think, that was my element interacting with Jay's.

Cole: What? But, how is that possible?

Borg: I...I don't...

Nya: What do you mean?

Jay: I don't know, he just seems sort of...off.

Nya: I would be lying if I said I hadn't noticed it either, but that's why we're here!

Jay: Do you really think Borg can get him back to normal?

Kai: *Banging his technoblade against the wall* PUT THAT MONEY BACK IN MY ACCOUNT YOU SILICON GREMLIN!!!

Nya: I don't know...I hope so.

Borg: Well, it was originally meant for use in my Digiverse environment, but when I discovered the Overlord virus, I replaced the AI with an antivirus program.

Nya: Huh...Could the AI and antivirus programs somehow merged with each other when Kai grabbed it?

TKB: *Over the Intercom* You really love giving your brother more credit than he deserves, don't you?

Kai: Oh come on! I'm just as smart as Nya!

Everyone: 🤔🤐

Kai: Oh my First Master, you all really think I'm dumb!

Kai: Wait, you can hear it too?!

Borg: Ohhhh dear. This is...I didn't program the AI to have a personality!

TKB *Over the Intercom*: Then maybe you should have given me your personality.

Does this AI have sinister intentions for Kai, being in his head and everything??

Hmm...

Well, aside from draining his bank account on online gambling, TKB doesn't seem to have any sinister intentions towards Kai.

Zane: What is it?

Borg: I...I don't know. I've never seen anything like this before! It's almost...almost like...

Kai: It's like someone's put every encyclopedia in Ninjago in my head, but I haven't cracked a single one open.

Borg: Ah, well-

Pixal: I would say it's more like you're running a casino in your head.

Kai: DAMMIT TKB!

TKB: Oh please, all that I have to do is hit one more jackpot to get it all back!

Kai: WHAT?!

Cole: Man, I'm hungry...do you have any snacks up here?

Kai: Isn't there cake on the table?

Cole *Gasp*: Is that triple chocolate-fudge cake with gnash frosting?!

Lloyd: That wasn't here a minute ago; where did it come from?

Nya: We had to secure the gala before- Wait, who's TKB?

Kai: Oh, that's the name I've given the technoblade's AI

TKB: Oh yes, it's very creative...much better than SAI or maybe Empress Hoshi, or-

Kai: You really hate it that much?

TKB: Hate it? Hell, I've already registered it as my network handle!

Jay *Whispering to Nya*: Okay, he's finally lost it!

Kai: I heard that!

Kai *Groaning*: Ugh, my head! It feels like I was snorting a batch of wasabi...

Technoblade: Talking from experience?

Kai: Very funny...

Technoblade: Well if you're done recounting the last time you went double-fisting with the boys, it would appear that the Mechanic has managed to kidnap us.

Kai *Opens his eyes*: Oh, come on!

Goon: Hehe, looks like the firecracker's finally awake!

Mechanic: Heh, ya got dat right!

Kai: What the hell did you do!?

Mechanic: Aww, it was nottin'! Ya passed out, 'n I took mah chance!

Technoblade: He knocked us out with cake tray when you tried to log-out of my system.

Kai: Ugh...I knew Cole's sweet tooth was going to get us in trouble eventually...

Goon: Ah, just who is he talking to?

Technoblade: Definitely not to anyone intelligent...

Mechanic: Who cares! Now dat we got da prodotype, we're as good as rich! *opens the van door*.

Kai *Leaps and tackles the Mechanic*: I guess all that you're getting is fools gold!

Zane: That was very impressive Kai. How did you know how to do all of that?

Kai: I...don't know. The AI kinda walked me through it.

Technoblade: Am I just a walking tutorial to you?

Kai: Of course not! You just-

Jay: Ah Kai? I hate to interrupt, but...who are you talking to?

Kai *Confused*: Huh? Wait, can't you hear it?

Borg: Oh dear, I was afraid of this...

Zane: Afraid of what?

Nya: What's happening to Kai?!

Borg: I-It would appear that then neural interface that's built into the Prototype Technoblade has synchronized with his brainwave patterns.

Kai: Wait, is thing going to melt my brains?!

Technoblade: Calm your party tits, you don't have enough brains to scramble.

Kai: Wait, who the hell said that?! *heads up display appears*

Technoblade: I am the technoblade. I can see that you’re trying to stop a robbery in progress. Shall I assist you?

Kai: What? How?

Technoblade: Well, I was trying to synchronize with your phone, but it was too cluttered with social media apps, so I accessed your brain instead…it’s not much better

Kai: Hey!

Technoblade: What’s this? *Kai bursts into flames* Oops

Wu: HE-YA!

Mechanic: Ged' back 'ere!

Lloyd: Okay, you asked for it! *throws flame thrower back at the Mechanic*.

Kai: ...Just one time-ONE TIME! I just want to go to a public party without being attacked! *grabs old prototype technoblade from the nearest display case*

Kai: Ok, NINJA-

Cole: But...the cake's free! What, are you starting a cult?

Mechanic: Wha? Jus' what 're ya-

Cole: Because that's a cult I can get behind!

Nya: Am I the only one who's weirded out by how polite everyone's being to us?

Jay: Relax Nya, it's a party! And the new curator's been making jokes that are actually funny!

Nya: He's made nothing but puns all day!

Cole: Yeah, and they're great!

Nya: Ugh... What do you think Kai?

Kai *takes a sip from his glass*: I think about half of these relics should be given back to the Serpentine.

Nya: Kai...what are you drinking?

Kai *Sweating bullets*: Sh-champagne. I've only had two glasses!

Cole: Uh-huh. You're switching to water.

Kai: Aww...but why?

Lloyd: Because last time you insulted my mom's boss at the university and threw up all over his wife when she tried claiming that they deserved to keep the relics because they discovered them!

Nya: And I am NOT carrying your drunk ass home again!