Im A Bitch And I Have Much Fun

i love men with big wet pathetic dark brown eyes....... yess.....

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

I was going to transcribe this, but looked it up instead after seeing the username. Brown Butter Brownies from Broma Bakery!

The single serve double chocolate chip cookies that I pretty religiously make like four times a week are from Broma Bakery and they are so decadent and rich and amazing, I def recommend their recipes.

@needingsleep

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

Thank you for the love! 💗

Biting is a love language. No I will not elaborate.

what the FUCK is going on in disco Elysium