This has taken way too long for me to write, but I’m pretty much out of options at this point. I’m coming up on a financial tight spot that I can’t wiggle my way around, and I need some serious help–for those who are interested, here’s a breakdown of the situation:

I’ve been unemployed for going on a year now, and due to a variety of conditions both mental and environmental, I’m unable to work outside the house for the foreseeable future.

My roommates and I are getting hit with a $500 electricity bill (about four times the average) that we’re trying to contest, but is more than likely going to have to be paid and then refunded. Split four ways, that’s $125.

Thanks to a series of stressful and unfortunate events, I have been without proper cellphone service for nearly a month and I owe Sprint over $200, woohoo!

I’ve also just recently been made aware of an issue with the insurance claim for the trip I took to the hospital a year ago–I’m no longer insured, which means I either have to fight BCBS or come up with another $200 for a hospital in a state I don’t even live in anymore.

Thanks to an extremely generous roommate, I got a little bit of leniency for last month’s rent and I’ve been paying her back as I get the cash, but I still owe her roughly $175, the end of the month is coming up again, and she can’t afford to cover my broke ass again. 

All told, that’s close to $1000 I’ve got to come up with, and thanks to the anxiety that’s kept me from posting this sooner, I don’t have a lot of time to do it, so if you’ve gotten this far and you feel like helping, you can:

Commission me! I have a post here with more information, or just message me and say “hey, can you do x?” The answer will probably be yes.

Buy a shirt! My current Teespring campaign is here, and I’ll likely be putting up some more designs soon.

Sponsor me for NaNoWriMo! This is an idea I’ve had stewing for a while and I don’t have a solid layout yet, but I’ll update this post when I do (and in the meantime, message me if you’re interested!)

Things Jimmy aka Hellboner is super awesome at includes: 

Making kickass playlists guaranteed to make you cry. 

Cosplay pretty much anything with only a magic marker and the contents of his closet. 

Writing stuff (seriously, I’m psycked for nano!). 

Being hipster trash - you want aesthetics of any kind, Jimmy is your man.

Voice stuff. Seriously, if you want anything read in the most sensuous feminine-leaning voice, slip Jimmy some cash and hear the magic happening.

Designing stuff. As evidenced above, Jimmy’s creative talents reach far and wide, so whatever you wanna create, Jimmy can probably do it. OCs, halloween costumes, experimental food recipies, tattoo ideas, headcanons, RP starters, outfits, the sky is the limit here, really.

Mystery Trio!!

Today was my birthday so I indulged in my favorite Gravity Falls AU, Mystery Trio AKA “what if Ford didn’t go into the portal and instead Stan and Ford and Fidds all chased mysteries together in the early 80s??”