TECHDECK

i hit the green tea so hard i can feel all the weather on earth happening at once

I suggest slightly less green tea.

wh🌊y

John Cena's social media is fascinating because his twitter is the most generic sounding inspirational messages ever that sound like theyre from an old calendar while his instagram is filled with weird memes that Cena mustve made himself because a lot of them seem like he's the only person that understands them

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

every time i’m struggling with an assignment and someone tells me i should just use chat gpt i suddenly become an unstoppable writing force. i will never kneel to you plagiarism machine

One time in highschool our teacher said that it was never under any circumstances okay for a boy to hit a girl and I asked “not even in self defense?” and he said “no” so I pointed to the kid next to me and said “so if I just started whaling on this guy then he’d just have to take it? What the hell” and he was like “you two have had the same homeroom for three years do you not know his name” and I was like “that’s not the point right now” and Mr. K if you’re out there reading this I’m still mad about it

the argument actually took up most of the class after that but there was a point where he said “why do you want men to hit women so badly?” And I answered “I don’t want anybody to hit anybody, I just think assuming that no woman you meet could possibly hurt you is kind of insulting” and I didn’t WIN per se but you could kind of feel the air shift as the conversation went from “chivalry good” to “girls might WANT to kick your ass”

Anyhow it’s been like 15 years now but I still swear by “capacity for harm is not gender-specific”, “nobody should be hurting anybody”, “men can be abused too”, and “gender equality means accepting that women CAN hurt you” so suck it, Mr. K

rude

if you can’t handle me when I’m covered in my own blood then you don’t deserve me when I’m covered in someone else’s blood 💅💅💅💅🫃💅💯💯💯💯

you have to remember that your icon is who's saying your posts

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