jada taylor

“ Today I went to this little meditation thing cuz, you know, I’m tryna connect with my higher whatever-the-fuck. So after we get done breathing and shit, they was like,” Where did y’all go? Where was your happy place? Where did you see yourself.” And bitches was like, “ [mockingly] Oh, I went to the beach. I was at my grandma’s house. You know, Thanksgiving, whomp whomp.” [normally] “They get to me I was like, “ Bitch, I was at the bank. There was a broken ATM and all the cash was falling out. That shit had me breathing real serene, nigga. Fuck the beach.”

teasip IS THIS YOU? LOLOL 

Omg. This is next level. Idk how the fuck blogs and other twitters got this from my account, but the fact that they transcribed it.. I'm connecting to deaf folks now. TRU.

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