we own the night

my favourite part of the teaser is that lestat is actually relatively mellow for most of it, like he takes louis’ teasing fairly goodnaturedly and talks about painful topics without spiralling or lashing out. even when he’s genuinely extremely upset by the book thing, he’s clearly trying to process it in his own way and even attempts to communicate his hurt instead of just getting vicious. but then he hears armand’s name from across the room and you can pinpoint the precise moment Hysterical Cunt Lestat logs back on. those two syllables are all it takes before he’s visibly deciding to be crazy again, and the very next thing he does is scream in a stranger’s face then storm out. after which point presumably he went straight home to flush his mood stabilisers and shred his DBT workbook with his teeth, because mommy dearest is BACK and she’s ready to be WORSE THAN EVER!

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

I seriously need people to recognise that Louis de Pointe du Lac is a freak and was a freak even as a human. Whenever people talk about vampire human companions being freaky it's always about Daniel or Madeleine, Louis is always forgotten. That man saw Lestat do weird shit like talk to him without moving his lips and said yeah I want that. He let a man fly him butt naked and didn't blink an eye. He kissed Lestat when Lestat had Louis' priest's blood on his lips. Put some respect on Louis de monsterfucker du Lac. Louis is freaky as a vampire but he was freaky even before he got turned. He is the embodiment of that stereotype that catholic girls are freaky.