hi there.

Shoutout to the HBM server for giving me the idea to make this, and also for sharing the tiktok that spawned the idea!

Y'all, it is so much funnier to think that Lilith would be much more supportive of Lucifer's relationship with Alastor and try her best to be his wingwoman then be antagonistic to their relationship.

Lucifer: UGH, I can’t decide, should I go with black or red roses??? Or both? Or maybe white?

Niffty: Roses are bad, you should cut off the mailman’s feet instead a put them in bad boys desk! specifically the second drawer from the top 😃

Lilith: …………………... Lulu go with the red ones.

Lucifer: ……Yeah okay…… -Why the duck would I give him feet??? I feel like that would give him the worst impression…

Lilith: Best not to question it.

Niffty: 😑

Earlier this morning

Alastor: *Sitting in his office looking out the window* ….. Honestly, how in hell, do I keep forgetting?

Niffty: I forget lots of things! I tried writing them down once, but I lost that too…

Alastor: hm… Thankfully I don’t have to worry about loosing my marbles…

Niffty: -Because you already lost them??? 😃

Alastor: Right as ever, my dear!~ *pulling out his planner* …….cut off…. mailman’s… feet.

Niffty: Why do you need his feet? Are you making a stew???

Alastor and Lucifer after finding out Lilith chose some Pathetic-Depressed-Lookin-Bitch over eternal happiness in Eve The garden of Eden:

Lilith and Lucifer after watching Alastor file a restraining order on a Handsy Weather-boy:

✨Family movie night✨:

by GOOTAI

OMG GAOSHUN AND HIS PENGUIN!🤣🤣🤣

Even Jinshi's spirit plushie needs to do paperwork!! Again look at Gaoshun though!!!

Gyoukyou be like sharing that tea!!