Orange is the New Crack

That’s our stall. Yea, I’m aware. I’m married now. I took vows. You know it’s, uh, it’s not cheating if you’re in different zip codes, right? 

Sounds like trouble in paradise. Well, it’s trouble in paradise, it’s trouble in New York and it’s trouble in Europe. Maybe you’re incompatible. We’re completely incompatible. We don’t work at all, the entire thing is stupid. But yet you’re here getting a fish tattoo on your neck to remind her of beauty. Because I love her (x).

“God, I love saying that.”

I’m heartbroken.

Alex Vause in episode 7.10

uh...can i think about it?

piper in oitnb season 7 trailer! she’s so cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Orange is the new black 7x13

7.12 | 7.13

natasha & yael on the oitnb season 6 gag reel

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK - 7.05 - Minority Deport