That's NOT my fault, I CAN'T KEEP IT UP when I see your UGLY FACE. That is literally your fucking fault.

if you loved me then it wouldnt MATTER!! i dont even want your limp dick ANYWAY maybe shut ur mouth and suck some dick for ONCE

Fuck no man that's gay!!!!!!!

I don't know why I even expected anything else from a female.

well if you satisfied me better i wouldnt have to seek attention elsewhere

That's NOT my fault, I CAN'T KEEP IT UP when I see your UGLY FACE. That is literally your fucking fault.

Kenny's been cheating on me lately.

are you mad at me?

I don't know why I even expected anything else from a female.

I dunno, he probably has issues or something. But he's funny, so it's fine. And we have a kid. What can you do.

When California dreamin comes on I sing both parts because I’m a narcissist sorry I mean a dark empath

Hot take but I don't think games need to tutorialize the player on stuff like "enemies will drop items when you defeat them" like that's just something that I can observe happens with my own brain. I don't need a tutorial popup for that. Stop it.

"hurt people hurt people" yes mistress. anything for you mistress.

What if the new years ball descended and kept going and then it opened and showered the filthy new yorkers below with millions of assorted spiders and house centipedes