Team OxfordsNotBrogues

Item 16. IMAGE or GIF. Dinomite needs a surefire way to prevent Llama Ghost from eating all of his ghost cookies without asking! (NOT VERY GISHY, LLAMA GHOST.) Set a trap for a llama ghost or another barnyard ghost, complete with ghost cookies.

5. VIDEO. FELICIA DAY ITEM. Do a dramatic reading of your grade-school report card.

I’m not very dramatic, but Kevin Tran would not be very happy with these weak Advanced Placement grades and that makes me sad. - i-dont-wike-it

4. VIDEO. Get 10 of your friends to stand on a field or lawn. Strap inflated balloons to 5 of your friends' stomachs. The other 5 friends must pop these balloons using only the impact and weight of their bellies or their bums (they can't use hands, feet, mouths, or anything sharp).

These pesky balloons didn’t wanna pop... - i-dont-wike-it

3. IMAGE. Kick back in a hammock that's suspended from trees on opposite banks of a river. (Make sure it's a safe section of a river to be suspended over.)

My teammates are magical, I swear. 

2. IMAGE or VIDEO. Do the one thing that you think, if everyone did it, would change the world for the better overnight. Caption the image or video with what you're doing. 

Just squoosh ‘em. All dogs deserve a squoosh! - i-dont-wike-it

1. IMAGE. Beautifully recreate one of these painting optical illusions or another one you find on the Internet using real bodies and/or props: http://www.thedesignwork.com/65-amazing-optical-illusion-pictures/

I’m so glad I got to try this technique at last! Been practicing some face painting lately so it was fun to do it on a smaller scaler. - i-dont-wike-it

Submission by teammate Taylor!

Team OxfordsNotBrogues has just ONE SPOT LEFT! We are a team of “experienced” (aka we’ve all participated in GISHWHES at least once before) folk from Florida, Canada, and the UK! We are looking for anyone that is ready to dedicate the time and the manpower to kick ass this year and work super hard (experienced or not)!

Are you ready to play to win? Are you hardcore? Are you maybe possibly interested in purchasing this cute as hell official (but optional) team shirt (completely optional but let’s be real this shirt is cute as hell so you obviously need it)? Please drop us a message (or send an ask to team captain i-dont-wike-it) and we’ll talk!

Submission by teammates Crystal and Jennifer!

Item 14. IMAGE or GIF. Is that…is that an edible Eye of Sauron? Yes, it is.

Item 13. IMAGE or GIF. What’s cooler than being cool? Frozen Castiel. Interpret creatively.

It’s been months since he last heard that voice say, “You’re almost out of minutes”... 

Item 13. IMAGE or GIF. What’s cooler than being cool? Frozen Castiel. Interpret creatively.

And God said unto them, Fuck this one area in particular!

Getting some isolated, invariable down here in South Florida. Meteorologists are baffled!

(Real talk though I’m so amazed by that last picture. IT LOOKS SO COOL!)