Ask Team Dude!

Lightning: Never! I made this team and I’ll never leave it!

Sam: They say a captain goes down with his ship, so I suppose that fits. But anyway, I’d make a new team if I could. Probably with Cameron and Harold

Brick: Probably. If I could get away with it.

Scott: I’d make a team of me and only me.

Brick: Ahem, now that Sam has informed me about what that is, all I have to say is that you are…definitely a creative bunch.

Sam: Not yet, no. If they wanted to play something with me, I’ve give it a shot, though. My hopes aren’t exactly high, because, between you and me…

Sam: None. I’ve had my fill.

Brick: I would give the race a crack if they got a second season.

Lightning: I’ll get my own reality show when I make it big! It’ll be called…Lightning Strikes!

Jo: Depends, if they make one for getting to the Olympics then you can sign me right up for that. Otherwise, not interested.

Lightning: Yeah, it was no big deal.

Sam: I’m deathly allergic, so no, thankfully.

Brick: Not a bee, but a wasp is a different story.

Jo: All those stinging bugs know better than to mess with me.

Lightning: Last time I tried to arrange a Team Dude meeting, everyone ditched me!

Brick: Yeah, sorry about that. I had, uh, a doctor’s appointment.

Sam: I needed to be at a very important raid.

Scott: There was a meeting at some point?

Lightning: Sign autographs, duh! But please, no pictures that I’m not being paid to take.

Jo: I’ll fight anyone who tries talking to me. Unless you’re talking about how great I am, then maybe I’ll drop the fists for you.

Scott: …We have fans who’d talk to us in public?

Brick: Oh, I hadn’t really thought about it. If it were to happen, I’d at least hope they wouldn’t be too weird about it.

Sam: Forced to? As in, we wouldn’t have a choice in the matter? I feel my answer is rather obvious.

Brick: Uh, um, man, first the one about Dawn, and now this…

Lightning: I wouldn’t be forced to, they’d line up and beg me!

Jo: Anyone who “forces” me to date someone will fall asleep and never wake up again. I make my own decisions about that sort of thing.

Brick: I...uh, hm. I don’t...think I know how to answer this.

Lightning: Who are they? I’ll tear ‘em apart!

Jo: I also don’t know who they are, but even with the dead weight over there, Lightning and I alone could destroy them.

Brick: I’m willing to wager I’m not half bad at it, myself.

Lightning: Definitely not anyone I’ve seen! The drafting process is very complicated, and if Lightning don’t like ya, you’re out!

Jo: You don’t like any of us.

Jo: I truly have no idea what you’re talking about. My closet isn’t big enough for all of me to fit in.

Brick: Mine probably would be if I emptied it of combat boots, but then getting rid of my boots would be the opposite of being proud of who I am.

Sam: You two are hopeless.

Lightning: Lightning’s closet is big enough for everyone to sleep in!